Isn’t it “funny” how I read the title and instantly knew it was the UK?

Join a LGBT+ friendly group, don’t be a a fuckin fairy about it.

1. Brexit was clever wordplay, every proposal since hasn’t been. Fuckin “Calexit”, do better.

2. Yeah, you don’t get to just leave a country. Believe it or not, there was actually at least one war about that!

3. Fuck CBS for their cancer ass website.

taking notes ah so nothing says anti-Nazi more than autoblocking Jews, interesting

basing “police want to arrest randos for no reason” on your particular set of prejudices

Lol. Lmao, even.

Man I wish I was less literate so this would make more sense.

As an (insert counrty you like to shit on here) person, I only remember violent gunman drills specifically. We would all be instructed to hide in a corner(s) not visible from the hallway, and to stay dead silent, while the administration staff knocked on the doors and didn’t do the “all OK” actions.

Funnily enough, my suggestion we “grab a knife or knifey object and we’ll bum rush the fucker” NEVER went over well, for some reason.

Bomb railway

Oops looks like no more movement for the forseeable future until we can get engineers to fill the crater and rebuild the track to spec. If you mess up repairs, the whole train can derail and back to square 1!

Bomb highway

Oops looks like you have to go around the crater, that might add a minute to your journey. If it’s really big, you might have to take a ten minute detour until we can slather some gravel and asphalt over the hole.

How birds actually flirt:

https://youtu.be/LNC6ODsdul0

No thanks, I’d rather blanket downvote ;)

Thanks for introducing me to a cool community tho!

I understood, I just don’t believe in /s’ when shitposting

Yeah, I got some pizza delivered during yesterday’s snowstorm. Fuck tipping culture, my tip for the driver was to reccomend they get a better job that doesn’t have them driving in a blizzard.

Whoy ain’t they eatin’ sawsagees???

Prolly the one that mentions McLovin

I respond:

“What do you mean?” He said. “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”

“All of them at once,” said Bilbo. "And a very fine morning for a pipe of tobacco out of doors, into the bargain.

I Silmarilpost often, and I half understand what’s going on.

Highly highly recommend the Andy Serkis Audio book, he does a fantastic job!

I jive with you, Türkiye!

Lol. Lmao, even.

Jk, my real thoughts is: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Do you put the clown makeup on before or after posting misinformation?