only forbes could write an article titled “Why New Yorkers Voted For Public Grocery Stores, Explained” where the only quoted new yorker is a billionaire grocer with a link to fox news

ffs, please leave your apartment for two seconds and talk to people, literally anyone. a couple of “I’M TIRED OF PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR BREAKFAST” would go a long way but i guess i dunno what i expected from forbes

yall look like mortal kombat characters, i’m a big ass bear, and an owl. also fuck you

“Anything over 60 seconds is considered work avoidance.”

I used to work in a call center just like this. I’m fairly certain many call centers operate this exact way.

They track you to the literal second. The calls are automatically piped to your phone, so as soon as one call ends the next one is in your ear immediately. So basically if it is busy you get 8 consecutive hours of customers in your ear, with the only downtime being your breaks and however much time they deem sufficient for using the restroom. If you get an irate customer and need a second to breathe, you better not need any time to piss that day. It is hell.

I don’t know many jobs where there is 0 time for bullshitting or standing around a water cooler. I made it 6 months before I thought I was going to go insane.

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I’ve recently been trying to scour the internet to figure out whether or not Songs of Syx is a game you can roleplay in or if it has a strict meta. I cannot for the life of me figure it out. I want to play a “My society exists to free slaves” game, but everywhere I look it just seems like everyone who plays that game just naturally plays with slavery by default. Not only that but they relish in it, and if you express that you want to play “sub-optimally” they lose their racist minds.

I understand you all like to sack towns and SELL PEOPLE to “KICKSTART YOUR ECONOMY” I’m asking if I can play a different way. STOP TELLING ME I’M THE IDIOT. Fuck.

it was a thing in the news cycle for a day or two where a bunch of media libs were upset trump served people at the white house one scoop of ice cream while he himself had two.

yes it was as stupid as you think it was, yes my coworkers thought I was upset by this

kind of related but when i was working with a bunch of right wingers who all assumed i was a big lib nicknamed me “two scoops” which later just became “scoops”

ive never been so owned

for reference

We already had a problem, the democrats could’ve figured this out when they started arresting students and teachers during the Biden admin. They were too busy navel gazing and tut-tutting to understand the A to B. You’re correct, they will absolutely fold, they stand for literally nothing.

There were a few, Lester tells you to kill a bunch of CEOs because he hates them for various reasons and recommends that you might as well abuse the stock market while doing it.

It’s honestly the coolest thing the game does.

I’m shocked we don’t see more cases of delivery drivers being shot by the people they’re delivering to

Isn’t delivery driver in the top 10 most dangerous jobs in the US? I’m pretty sure cop doesn’t even make top 10 lmao

I never really understood all the Gale hate, the entire cast is incredibly horny i dont get it

karlachs whole thing is literally being so pent up shes about to burst

the first comment shadowheart makes about karlach is “she looks like she could pick me up and carry me around”

I got into lockpicking 6 months ago and its fun as hell, led me down a rabbit hole where i now want a flipper zero but i cant afford one

12 years ago

jfc

gonna be real here and say: in all likelihood, you don’t

the amount of people making money streaming is so top heavy, you might as well ask “how do I win the lottery?” there are so many people who have been streaming consistently for years and still have like 12 followers, the shit is bleak

i dunno maybe im being pessimistic but i feel like unless you capture lightning in a bottle you might consider a different career

the other answer might also just be viewbotting

looking at these screen shots really makes me appreciate how well Cruelty Squad hit their mark

was that the one where you could shoot down the moon? i think i remember that game

“Two Types of Leftists” A leftist and and, checks notes Vaush.

no it isn’t, its a truekin run with all the ranged mods and a gun rack. have a few poly gel and a bunch of cloning drought but I have no idea how crazy the end game gets so we’ll see what happens

I’m currently on my best run of Caves of Qud ever praying that it doesn’t all fall apart because I step on rake.

Edit: I stepped on a rake

“Everyones gotta eat” i say to myself as i bulldoze a childrens hospital