Unfortunately not. Showed up on my 14

Same phone, same OS. Try going to the last link from the post. That’ll take you to the Store page. If it says “uninstall” then you didn’t look hard enough. (Neither did I, tbh. I forgot to hit “show system apps”)

typically neurodivergent, but I’d argue most

Yup. I’m (mostly) neurotypical, and used to unconsciously reach for a pen whenever I need to focus on reading code, or have important conversations. I don’t click it, just need something to hold (and very occasionally bite on).

Now I consciously carry a “focus pen”.

I’m sure Freud has something to say about the whole thing…

All the R have been bought and paid for. So have most of the D, for that matter.

That realisation was what made me doubt all of my childhood memories.

Kid me was sure there was at least 50 episodes of an hour each. Nope. Only 14. All less than half an hour long.

They’re a satirical publication. So I’m not sure any of that is true.

Ehh, it’s just a fad. The long-stick bubble is gonna burst soon. Just you watch.

But you can lock yourself in. During a house fire.

If you have MS Edge, go to edge://surf on the address bar.

Pros: Ski free. On water!

Cons: Edge

skipping rope without the tedium of jumping.

Oh cool. But WHY‽

I admire the hustle.

“Lol look at those suckers spending millions and not even getting a mention in the footnote. We printed a label and a fancy box, $20 tops, got a free photo op and a smile out of old boy himself. I expect a 300% pay rise next year.”

I, too, am older than ever before.

Said AI needs to learn the difference between summary and transcription.

It’s actually not a coincidence! It’s sort of an unofficial (AFAIK) standard to put the tag (washing instructions etc) on the bottom right corner.

Just like how they always put tags on the inner left side of your shirt (which helps tremendously with plain shirts).

Going from 1 a month in the office to 120 at home is a 12,000% increase.

Sounds reasonable for a decent sized workforce. Or that one person doing it 5 times a day every day. Which is probably easier for one half of the population than the other half.

Ooh thank you for reminding me it has finished its run. Watched the first two seasons but kinda dropped off while waiting for S3.

I.T. Crowd type of stuff

Baat! 🦇

You can do zoxide path2 data

I usually would just do z 2data. Yes, I’m lazy. It’s the perfect tool for lazy people.

Suffering, adversity, difficulty, hardship, seem to be what different institutions commonly translate it to.

Fun fact, it’s also the motto of Kansas, where the artist lives.

My sleepy self has learnt to unconsciously swipe the alarm to off instead of snooze.

So now I set 3 alarms. If I manage to sleep through all 3, then I probably shouldn’t be going to work.

year of the Linux desktop

I saw the headline and was like, “well the Lemmy crowd would love this”. One half loves authoritarian regimes, the other half hates windows.