The Apos Trophy was given to the millennial kid with the most Participation Trophies

Fucking threaten to seize his NYC properties and knock down every wall looking for hidden Epstein tapes. Bully that fucking coward right back lmao

Aww thanks, I’m a sucker for alliteration and birds crack me up so I’m pretty sure my next will be Unpleasant Pheasant

His wife too, more or less. I’m going to be a bad guy and just assume she’s in it for the payday because I’m judging her for the company she kept in the form of her now dead husband.

Yep, they can’t be appeased. Oh hey look “appeasement” doesn’t work nothing will sate them. I wonder if there are historical parallels here for another country

Time to edit all 400,000 of my Reddit comments to be about the 1997 point-and-click videogame Star Wars: Yoda Stories

Extremely fair point. Honestly I really appreciate your threads on these articles because you find good sources and Hexbear is a safe and even productive place to gab about the news.

But in all sincerity we aren’t knowing jack shit about what really is going down in that war for years or decades, it’s always been difficult to assess things in the thick of it and right now the air is just thick with propaganda, making the difficult into the impossible.

It’s such a depressingly stupid time to waste a bunch of information and digital tech so you can have Racist Google instead of what it was 20 years ago. We’re on the cusp of environmental changes brought about by wasting resources. That they built a giant wasteful bubble is the least surprising part of their behavior.

When does he finally morph into Juxton Holkoy?

It makes me laugh, honestly the username bits here are all 10/10

Some of the esoteric bullshit you people reference or pun… it’s fucking artwork is what it is.

When your phone does Auto Correcting it’s actually Angel Correcting and god sends an angel down to give you predictive text so you can see the secret messages he reveals to the chosen.

NSFW (text, no visuals) violence tag:

I do not see the vast cohort of Burgers doing that level of shit anytime soon.

It’s nice to meet a real Captain Ahab once in awhile.

He’s got a marvelous speaking voice, I love when they interview him on social issues and he spits truth. I’d follow the Onion Knight.

I suppose you could say this was probably going to happen eventually. Ukrainian drones were great because they were cheap - they could counter Russian heavy equipment numbers with cheap drones. Russia, being way larger, simply responded by adopting cheap drones. Now it’s back to the raw numbers game again. There is virtually nothing (aside from outside equipment from Western nations brought into the conflict) that Russia can’t also do but on a larger scale.

This 12 Monkeys remake sucks

You know who is also named Charlie?

Charli XCX. That’s right. A woman.

Kirk was a deep cover trans agent for the Brat Summer contingency

I’m going to jam my head through one of those star shaped play-doh extruders just to give them a real challenge.

I can’t get over how if I close my eyes while listening to Marco Rubio speak I just hear Matt Damon.