THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

Genitals and mouths were meant for eachother. Between your tongue and your nose you have two of the best sex toys ever invented just sitting right there on your face. All the time

Bose gender concentrate; presents male normally, but female when force is applied. Literally, slap my ass and call me sally

Idk if you did this on purpose but the right eye of that thinking emoji lines up perfectly with the front facing camera on my phone and it gave him a monocle as I scrolled away

What fucking ass for brains engineer wrote this dogshit code!!! I’m gonna scroll back to the header find out who wrote and give a piece of my mind to… myself x.x

Great use for 1/8 of a CVS receipt. What did you do with the rest of it?

When you grow up in a zero trust society people doing things out of kindness is suspect. During my childhood and early adulthood kindness was a cover for somebody lying to me or trying to scam me nearly 100% of the time, and that stuck with me. It still fucks me up to this day that people being kind to me makes me cagy and want to isolate myself

I’ve never believed in god, but I think I can believe in saints now after Saint Luigi and Saint Javelin

Identifying flirting when you’re autistic is hard. I did an extra-cirricular in highschool that involved regular travel for tournaments. One time while on one of those trips a girl on the team knocked on my hotel room door and asked if she could sleep in my room because her roommate was being loud, so I let her in and she slept with me in my bed. I mean slept in a very literal sense; I took her at face value and thought she was just trying to get better sleep for the tournament the next day. I did not understand that she was flirting with me until years later when the roommate who was “being loud” that night tore into me for rejecting her and destroying her self esteem. The kicker is that I was into her, I just had no idea she liked me. It seems very plausible to me that anon is/was that bad at identifying flirting

Party of personal responsibility. Fuck that clown, I hope he gets to learn what it’s like to use food stamps

Lol @ dark souls 2 being entirely carried by dark souls. Honestly I think ds2 was like an 8/10 game overall but ds1 was like 25/10 and it made ds2 look like hot garbage in comparison. Also let’s be honest about demons souls… I loved that game to death but it was clunky and ugly on the ps3 lol.

MFER YOURE THE ONLY COMMENTER I CAN HEAR IN THIS THREAD!! AROOOOOOO!!

Look I’m fine with people being straight and all, I just don’t want them shoving it in my face

You should know better too! Behaviour at large n is irrelevant to “best case” complexity analysis of sorting algorithms

Why did you post a picture of Allisae in your comment about Alphinaud?

Got permabanned from NCD for asking a mod not to post porn on a non-nsfw community lol. Not after a long discussion, a single comment of “yo I don’t like this and I’m out if this is gonna be a porn community.” That doesn’t strike me as notably different from mod behaviour since the beginning of the internet though. At the end of the day they’re just online HOA presidents expressing pointless authority for the sake of feeling in control of something

I used to live near a Sam’s club, and I now live near a costco. When I got here I avoided costco because I assumed it would be comparable to Sams (ie extremely low quality products). Last month my roommate bought a membership and now we’ve been three weekends in a row as well and I am seeing the error in my ways.

What this article describes sounds more like dog fighting than hunting. Sick fucks

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YALL NEED TO SPEAK UP! I CANT HEAR… wait, which community am i commenting on again?