Doesn’t matter if this one was “patient.” They’re ALL supposed to be “patient,” that’s the fucking point. Cops are not digs or children, they’re supposed to know better. The fact that he could’ve brutalized this woman and none of us would be surprised shows how much police using excessive force has been normalized.

I am not wrong.

I will die on this hill until the day I actually die.

Don’t care.
I am right and everyone else is wrong.

I don’t care if he invented it, he’s saying it wrong.
Only morons call it “Jif.” That’s stupid.

Didn’t Zuck want to fight Elon Musk?
I mean, I agree. Then maybe that problem will solve itself.

Who the hell says “Jif?” Jif is a god damned penut butter.

He is alive.

In real life Jody didn’t commit suicide, correct.

God dammit.

Wtf does this all even mean?
What the hell is wrong with kids today?

OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES

You are correct, I wrote it as “steal” on purpose, because I am arrogant and I like to arrogantly impose my American vocabulary on British and other English speaking non-American people.
You read it once, now you’ll be forced to say “steal” for the rest of your life. This is my master plan.

Now I want to kill myself too. Thanks.

It’s a tree.

No way more like 5 miles. Everyone know that

No, I was talking about the timing.

Why, did a giraffe commit suicide recently?

It’s definetly a cupcake.

Idk, two or three miles? How tall are skycrapers anyway?

The giraffe was not lynched.