I for one am excited for my new blood soaked overlords!

What would you gain if this were the true First Penis?

That raises further questions. How did a look a like’s penis end up in an 11 year old tweet on Don Jon’s Twitter account?

I too could not help myself

for when it gets taken down.

Big strong union makes big demands of the helpless capitalist employer

Someone at The Onion is laying down the salt this week and I am here for it

I mean, did you even try meeting him half way, or did you go straight violence? /s

We’re so close

Imagine if Hitler’s granddaughter held a seat in the German Parliament and had a banger synth wave song on YouTube

🙏 Small miracles 🙏

God damn it. They’re going to find a post about lobsters next and my boner is going to turn into an innie so fast.

What? It’s for holding roses . Obviously.

Stay safe, comrade

I’d say it depends. Personally I’m a cis white male living inside the imperial core, so come at bro lol. But leftist in general are a very broad tent that obviously has a higher percentage of vulnerable populations than the general electorate.

To be fair, banging your sister is perverted

I dunno about “lost”. They raised plenty of money and their base will be terrified into record donations for the next four years. Plus now they can wash their hands of the ongoing nuclear brinkmanship in Ukraine and the sending of US built weapons to Isn’trael. Not to mention they can go back fear mongering american women into giving them money to “protect their abortion rights!” All because a bunch of tankies and racist couldn’t vote for the first woman of color to run for the office and her woke grandpa. Really when you think about it, the whole situation was out of their control.

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Lol, who do you think shot cannon balls at it for target practice? Fuckin’ wanker.