You young whippersnappers ppl don’t remember the 90s. Back then you instantly died when touching water.
IjonTichy
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IjonTichy@kbin.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?
41·2 years agoNot helpful. Of course it’s rage bait. I just want to know if I’m supposed to act like an idiot who doesn’t get it to keep the rage baiting going or not. I can’t tell if you (STRIKING2debate2) are actually stupid or just playing a dumbass
IjonTichy@kbin.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?
482·2 years agoOk, so this is obvious rage bait, but by pointing this out I’m making an idiot out of myself bc everyone in this thread knows that it’s rage bait and just goes along, or am I overthinking this?
That’s the stupidest take I’ve read in a long time. This is just not how any of it works.
IjonTichy@kbin.socialto
World News@lemmy.ml•Germany set to double Ukraine military aid
910·2 years agoI’m sure the parents of the hundreds of thousands of children that were abducted don’t want them back.
I mean the Ukrainians from the occupied areas are enjoying their stay in Putin’s Filtration camps where they are systematically tortured and raped. If they’re lucky they don’t just “disappear” into a mass grave, they’ll get to enjoy their resettlement to a poor russian oblast. Reeducation camps are great! You’ll get an “education” and don’t even have to take on a student loan.
Ukrainians just don’t appreciate all the things Putin has done for them. Systematically attacking their energy grid gave them a chance to experience christmas by candlelight. So romantic.
Why don’t they just surrender? I guess Zelensky must be a Nazi.GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!
IjonTichy@kbin.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•HBO Max Shrinkflation: Removing features from my plan, with no reduction in price
1·2 years agoThe ability to spell a word is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
IjonTichy@kbin.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•HBO Max Shrinkflation: Removing features from my plan, with no reduction in price
221·2 years agoThey alerted the deal. Pray that they don’t alter it any further
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2023 - still doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells. LOL