Iusedtobeanalien

Migrations should always incur downtime

“Hey we’re migrating, take a break for a week”

In the bible Methuselah loved till 939 years old

Can you imagine how fed up he was getting out of bed in the morning

Every day would be ground hog day

Obviously the republicans are genuinely terrible people

But I’ll give you an equivalence that actually holds up

Both parties have their snouts in the trough and depend on huge levels of external funding which completely undermines your democracy

That is a problem that needs to be fixed

Lebanonsraum

copy theres so when they copy yours next time they will be “well this is familiar”

Chinese people doing Chinese things

Every night they eat Chinese food

Every night’s a Friday night in China

We were using the flying toasters screensaver before you were even born

That’s a bit too polite for me

Or a double portion of extra bland Mac & Cheese

I agree it’s peak bland

Literally the Brussel Sprouts of pasta based meals

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