A lot of the time you can remove spots on your walls with a Magic Easer or just a generic block of melamine foam.

Let’s collaborate if you want the best two inches you’ve ever had.

I do a trick where I give you one and when you ask me to go deeper I give you the other.

Geez if you farted in my direction I’d cream myself instantly.

Was that a Crunchwrap Supreme you ate earlier, dear?

Oh man I love a good muff.

You’re still the hottest woman on Lemmy!

Right has those good birthing hips.

Looks like you had the smallpox vaccine.

Sexy.

Look at that Pixar mom dump truck ass.

Yeah I want to nut in Chucky.

Second blonde from the left looks like my sister, so her.

Farting in latex pants.

The one on the left could feed a dozen babies.

Most women like anal with me because I’ve got a tiny dick.

Orange.

Right all day.

She’s got that three mile pussy.

Do you sell panties?

You could use the money to replace that cat tree!

Was she the only one doing anal in the 90s?