Still, I wonder about the non-bot, non-obligatory follow version of this beautiful data

Oh yeah, so it does!

How is a “top” account measured? The obvious answer might be number of followers, but isn’t everyone following Musk by default? Something like total amount of non-bot, non-obligatory influence would be interesting.

But ultimately, who cares, lol. Haven’t signed on to Shxitter in probably 10 years.

I am devastated to learn of this now, and not 6 years ago when I was in Japan. Great snacking on those trains in general, tho. Highly recommend.

Battery life would be the dealbreaker/maker for me.

Doom 2

Build the wall!!

It’s true. Should be required watching for parents.

A microplastic rag dipped in PFAS.

I’m talking out of my ass bc I don’t use them either, but I’d wager a buck my description isn’t that far off.

You put them in your clothes dryer to make everything smell like chemical clean and make them a little softer. And reduce static? I think? They give me a rash, personally.

I came here to comment on Japan, haha. Almost everywhere you go, no trashcans and no trash! Their society is like a hive mind in a lot of ways, though. I’m not sure it’ll work with Rugged American Individualism®

Edit to add: Damn, I just realized OP is in England. Maybe they can make it work.

A day late and a solar short.

Yeah I’m not clicking your stupid link. Your words are poison.

Why stop there? Lots of victims can be victimized faster and with less bloodshed if we all just turn away and let it happen. What an amazing idea! Next stop, Utopia!

That’s pretty cool. How much heat are we talking about here?

What if we kissed on the Dick Bong Neighborhood Terrace…? 😘

Sophisticated inquisition.

I didn’t read it, but what in the fuck domain is “https://america2.news”/?

And remember, please try to press the OK button to send Microsoft your anonymous crash analytics before your F-35 smashes into the ground.

Sorry

My friend’s uncle lived this life but swap globe to “Lake Travis in Austin, TX” and swap friend or family member to “random babe”

One time, she (my friend), invited us out for a full day on her uncle’s boat and whenever we stopped to gas up, one babe would depart and another would hop on. He also had some kinda magical ice chest that never ran out of beer. Good times.