yikes that’s embarrassing

Go back to the times of Hitler, and imagine that you suddenly found out he owned the brand and proudly explained that those driving it represented his will.

I’m sure you’d find a way to sell it then.

Nah he’s a cunt

Snuggles, Struggles, and Franny.

Although we’ve started calling Struggles by new names such as Yappy Jackie, Gob, and Screamer.

And I’ll fucking wear that diagnosis with pride. Fuck them all, he’s factually terrible.

They can actually seriously fuck up your mouth very quickly, and you often won’t find out until the fuckery is underway. I had two removed when the dentist told me they might cause future problems, I had no pain, but now they’re out I can actually feel my teeth kinda relaxing? I guess the pressure was there but I just got used to it.

I don’t think Google home listens in.

Because I’d absolutely be disappeared by now if it did.

Foraging is free and you end up with really delicious free food (if you’re careful, otherwise death).

Oh I see, suddenly when it’s your income getting shitcanned we’re all supposed to care.

Nah, fuck off you twat, no one cares about you.

I was a child, don’t remember much about her other than the bitch took our milk at school.

That people will use him or hurt him for his wealth. It’s almost like people are that desperate to have a tiny fraction of his money… if only there was a solution.

He’s still a billionaire though right? That billion dollars still belongs to him, right? As in, he has it, we don’t. As long as he has a BILLION of the credits most of us struggle to find a thousand of per month to pay rent, he’s not a good guy, he’s a wealth hoarder like the rest of them.

It’s funny because my good insurance (RIP) paid for my sterilization, all but $6. Seems like that’s the going rate for fuckin off pregnancy

You’re welcome

Any time my parents, on Whatsapp video, want to turn the camera round to show me something.

They gave my cat ket before they euthanized her. She looked absolutely blissful, but certainly in no fit state to run a government.

There was that time he called a rescue diver a pedo because he wasn’t allowed to use his unsafe sub. Oh, and his blatant takeover of the government.

This sounds like someone high tried to design an animal but kept losing their train of thought.

We need a neverbrokeabone community for Nicole-less people.

Shorter sentences, bolder statements, hell, they needed to say things that didn’t entirely make sense when you analyzed them, but sounded cool. Political campaigns clearly need to be more approachable, more relatable than what the Dems are doing. Look at AOC, Bernie, and JC, THAT is the messaging that resonates.

Also, way more calls to action. What are YOU doing and what should I do? And stop asking me for damn money - you can invoice me when the work is complete.