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Isn’t this meme like 30 years too late?

Worked the same for Hitler as it does for Elon en Trump. The love for hate, the need to blame, the hunger for power.

Not just to you, to everyone. I don’t even click on tiktok, Instagram, YouTube shorts or any other aids platforms links.

My old cat used to eat only what she needed throughout the day. Only dry food.

My new kitties are trash cans. Everything eatable goes in. I feed them twice a day, dry food, only the recommended amount as stated on the food package and as recommended by the vet.

The vet said it’s easier to keep them at a decent weight then to have to put them on a diet.

When your cat eats whenever she wants food, I think you should be fine with feeding her once a day. But make sure you only feed her enough for her weight and age. The website of the food brand should list a recommended amount, otherwise ask your vet.

When she’s an adult (1 year and older or 6 months and older when castrated) it’s recommended to feed her adult food, only dry food, it’s better for their teeth.

Never feed your cat milk, cats are lactose intolerant.

When she throws up on a daily basis, go to a vet. This isn’t normal, she might be ill. Make sure you have cat grass for her, they need grass to help throw up, when they have a hairball for instance. Always make sure she has fresh water access.

Make sure your cat won’t become obese. Animal obesity is animal abuse. Next to them having a terrible life, they will get sick much faster and their life much shorter, which is not only sad, also expensive.

Press freedom is a threat to society Elon and must be stopped! Heil Elon!

What a fucking moron. Why is no one stopping him.

When I order nationally it ships today, arrives tomorrow. When I order from a neighboring country it takes 1 to 2 days longer. Just don’t order from China.

Bro we’re already living in one. Might as well have some fun shooting zombies in your dreams instead of doomscrolling in reality.

I’d order the sweater with the text “the hardest part about a zombie apocalypse is pretend I’m not excited”.

I need a pass code to log into my pc and my phone. I have biometrics enabled to unlock my password manager after that.

Replaced by teenager Musketeers, like in his doge department.

Yeah, spreading hate, fake news and tearing down a government is fine, discussing who is behind this is against their policy due to “doxing and supporting violence”.

Back in the day, I did this with an entire discography while I was on holiday (left pc on for downloading, forgot winamp was still playing as my amp was off). When I got back, I was the top Air listener on LastFM (kept track of listened songs) by far. I held the title for many years until I removed my account.

I thought bees were good at spelling.

How would you lose them? Mine are stored in Proton pass, with biometric unlock on my phone and pc, and with a backup login code on paper locked away. My 2FA (Google authenticator, yeah I need to change to non-google, I know) is backed up on my backup phone. The password database is also backed up (offline, locked away and password protected).

Yeah, well. Out of everybody on this planet, who expected it to be Israel to commit genocide and ethnic cleansing after what happened to their people during WW2. Working for a holocaust museum probably means you’re on the side of Israel so I’m not shocked someone would say such horrible things. This is the reason why we never learn from our history. Here in NL we remember the fallen during WW2 and say “NEVER AGAIN” while at the same time sending weapons to Israel. Writers of dystopian books: “so I guess I’m a journalist now”.

You type in passwords? Better use a password manager with random generated passwords, plus 2FA. Only copy-paste passwords and make it extremily hard to brute-force one, or have one stolen which can be used on other platforms because you use the same all over. Only unique long gibberish hidden behind a biometric lock, double protected with 2 factor Auth.

Using tor on a Samsung? Why. “Hey, someone is using tor on one of our phones, let’s see what he’s doing while we call the FBI”

List stuff to sell, like your car, but have it say with the price “will only accept eggs”. Plus side of this joke will be that you don’t have to go in debt to purchase some eggs for it.

Tell crypto people to invest into CHCKN as it will be a solid investment. If they ask which crypto that is, you tell them “no no, chicken, as in the bird. EGG currency is going to skyrocket”

3d print a plastic egg box with plastic card holder in it and tell people you got a new wallet.

Goin to an underground rave on Friday, after party on Saturday, chilling on Sunday with a nice walk through te forest and dinner with some friends.