Yo mom was a freak!

Length of orgasm

Enforcing government tyranny.

First Internet forum?

Pornhub.

Neils penis is a massive man meatier.

The fuck is wrong with you?

70s probably cocaine and body odor.

That’s how you get people to stop flushing.

The call is coming from inside the house!

There’s already a homeless person doing meth in the shitter.

Jokes on them the door handle broke weeks ago. No getting inside this with the windows up.

Probably get high and rub one out.

It wasn’t his fault the car was in full self driving mode. Totally normal operation!

That’s how they knew she was autistic.

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Can I hang out with her?

All you a girl with sweet boobage?!

Maybe smoke a joint.

Did you try jerking off?