Ok, but what valuables do I find to steal?

You know people are saying it anyway, so I guess I’ll take the down votes…

Apparently the Direction was down. 💀

RIP

Smash everything and flip the place like the feds.

Plastic bottlenose dolphins.

Sorry to have Ą̷̺̥̝̗̥̙͚̤̘͛̿͋͗̐̐̀̇̏͌̂͒͆͠n̶̢̛͇̰̬̪̥̾́̈́͗́̑͛́̓̎̀́͗̓́̏̈́̀͑͘̚͝n̷̙͙͎̰̲̥̻̞͇̫̬̭͖̯̭͚̯͈̬̗͕͒̌͌̄͒͛͒͛̋͒̈́̐͑͘̕̚̕̕͝ͅơ̷̜̗̗͚͍̖͈̟̼̯̟̠͖͕͔̜̫̥͕̦̞͙̍͛̈́̿͒̀͊̓͌́͆̇̈́͛̕͠͠y̸̨̛̤̺̹̖̼̻̆͋͂́͗̂͌͑̓͐̊̓̈́̃͘͝e̷̪̰̐͛̔́̈́́̌̏̇̽̿͋͂͐̈́̕͝͝͝d̴̛͍͖̯̯̬͎͕̯̦͙̿̉͛̈́͐͜͜ you.

Why are you browsing WTF at work? 🤔

I work with a Furman, like not even a furry. (As far as I know.)

Maybe you could shorten Thurman to Thurry?

Man, how much of a pain must it be to shave around those giant moles every day?

Grandma, I’m just eternally grateful every time you let me finger blast your ostomy port! 😍

Sea Hare is also Buny.

Woah men

Liquor makes my car quicker! 😤

“No parking required”, with 2 cars parked in front of the building. 😂