Kidney definitely toward the back. Thus … the term “kidney punch”

Yep. A problem with most social media. Never think for yourself. Accept all the nonsense you are fed. Which results in being miserable and never just enjoying a joke.

Too many out there virtue signaling that just can’t take a joke

Lip Reader

Funny I’ve never seen that before

I’m always happy to provide one when asked

I must have a filthy mind because how can so many think the picture is really about her eating french fries

Yep. A lap salad

I actually miss the fluffy bushes. Yes it made eating out more of a challenge but I don’t find shaved or the small landing strips very attractive.

depending on the patient they are now willing to examine you on your kitchen table

best results when you give them a facial. Sperm invigorates skin

Have you ever introduced a virgin boy to the joys?

Then drive in the UK and you will be properly aligned

And then your final death in a washing machine

I think it was Socrates that first said, “if you have any interest in a second round be sure to aerate after the first”

To have full control of your car and still bring others to pleasure with your right hand is a god given special skill

LOL. And I thought I was mentally deranged

In Dutch the word for screen is scherm. Bet this is just a poor translation by someone who didn’t speak English. Or it could just be a Dutch guy making a joke

Spent lots of time trying to explain morning wood to the new live in GF

Yes. Try it. And if you are in the northern hemisphere you still have lots of hours of sunlight. Let you naked ass proudly point at the Sun.