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Then drive in the UK and you will be properly aligned
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Waiting to go into action and debating where you will wind up
2·2 days agoAnd then your final death in a washing machine
I think it was Socrates that first said, “if you have any interest in a second round be sure to aerate after the first”
To have full control of your car and still bring others to pleasure with your right hand is a god given special skill
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Elevator was taking forever. No problem. Needed to take a quick squirt anyway
8·3 days agoLOL. And I thought I was mentally deranged
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Finally we have the protection we need
8·8 days agoIn Dutch the word for screen is scherm. Bet this is just a poor translation by someone who didn’t speak English. Or it could just be a Dutch guy making a joke
Spent lots of time trying to explain morning wood to the new live in GF
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I thought it was nonsense. But then tried it out and it works great
1·17 days agoYes. Try it. And if you are in the northern hemisphere you still have lots of hours of sunlight. Let you naked ass proudly point at the Sun.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I thought it was nonsense. But then tried it out and it works great
0·17 days agoAnd the sun also burns away the pesky hair about the anus.
what do you think is the average age is of those who spend regular time in this specific group?
Once did a behind the scenes Disney tour and saw a young short woman in a Mickey costume. In one hand she was holding the Mickey head which she removed and a cigarette in the other hand
Nice and I like the brown nipples. Nice change from pink
I think they opened sardine cans
Mickey7@lemmy.worldtoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•Reddit just started requiring logins to use old.reddit, the first step in it's eventual shutdown. Is lemmy ready for new users?
2·1 month agoI never understood the advantage of using old reddit vs. new reddit. Can anyone explain it?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You needed to exhibit at least one to be admitted to the "lunatic asylum"
22·2 months agoDid you notice the date on it?
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.ca•If a happily-married and otherwise sexually-fulfilled (notwithstanding) couple run into the straight wife wanting to eat pussy once to just to experience it, how do they resolve that?
7·2 months agoEasy resolution. The wife must have friends. At least one of them single. Have her friend come over. They both get naked. The wife takes her time licking her friends pussy. When satisfied, as a reward for her friend, the husband ass fucks her. Takes her in the ass because fucking her pussy would be cheating
I post funny stuff about males and females. Some people incorrectly think I “hate” or “dislike” females, wives, GF’s etc. Funny in one’s perception has no deeper meaning.

Have you ever introduced a virgin boy to the joys?