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Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Some excuses are for you but not for them
8·15 hours agoI’ve had people ask me to do them because they had a headache and my doing them would help them. Because I’m nice I readily complied
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Some excuses are for you but not for them
291·17 hours agoI can’t think of anything less fun than having sex with someone who isn’t interested in doing it when you ask them
I also had a car with the multiple CD’s in the trunk. I think it was a Mercedes
I remember having a car that had a deck for 5 CD’s in the glove box
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Too young to understand what this is?
42·7 days agocorrect
You walk into a place with a big sign that says nude strip club. When you go in if you see nude people you can’t be outraged. You knew exactly what type of place you were walking into.
Lemmy like most all social media is overwhelmingly used by YOUNG people. A majority of young people think a like. Nothing new there.
If you go to a social media platform and are annoyed at the opinions of young people, then leave.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•One of the most interesting things that happens when you are old
14·7 days agoIf you live your life based on a narrative and not undeniable facts you constantly have to revise history
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•One of the most interesting things that happens when you are old
4·7 days agoall history is biased. The thing that history really doesn’t address is at that very moment what was the attitude of the regular Joe.
I always find it fascinating how you can post something satirical or just funny and you get reply messages from those who just don’t get it. We all have a different perspective on reality based on age, gender, your environment etc. and I guess that explains it
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I get so many private messages like this
7·10 days agoIsn’t amazing how the user that made that comment goes unrecognized by the literary world? Probably wasting their talents with some joke job when they could be writing block buster screen plays
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I get so many private messages like this
41·10 days agoYou may save it. And now do your best to receive the same type of private messages for the content that you post to brighten up others. Best of Luck.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I get so many private messages like this
8·10 days agoThat is a beautiful story. Thank you so much for telling it.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You're feeling depressed. You feel like a loser. Then you get in an elevator and see this sign. Now you know there are others way more mentally crippled than you
2·11 days agoThere really is no application in this for a woman. Long shot but maybe an erect nipple?
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You're feeling depressed. You feel like a loser. Then you get in an elevator and see this sign. Now you know there are others way more mentally crippled than you
7·11 days agoBut it doesn’t count if you have to hold it in your hand to do it. It must be done hands free.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Been putting a lot of thought into this
184·11 days agoFew things are as stunning as watching them be released. Allowed to roam free. And then nature makes it even more stunning as a small gust of cold air wakes them up at their very core. The most prevalent but dormant section comes to life reaching up for the sky
Agree. Wear it until it’s ready for the laundry.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Been putting a lot of thought into this
1261·11 days ago
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Interesting chart of how long stuff stays in your body.
13·12 days agowhat do you think causes downvotes on perfect shitposts?

I most often say my little batcave and she thinks it’s hilarious