My third one of the day is really just a bit of leaking precum. Not more regular load left by then

Your cock must be raw

Was at a sales meeting being held over several days. At the end of the day most of us would wind up at the hotel lobby bar. The first evening a rep who I knew by name but had never met sat next to me at the bar. Great conversation almost all about business. She was very attractive, super smart, and lots of fun. The 2nd and 3rd day she would immediately come over to sit with me at the bar. On that last day she said, “you’ve been to many of the company’s sales meetings, have you ever hooked up with someone?” I said that I hadn’t. She said, “would you like to?” We wound up back in her room and she was all over me. I really had to hold back so I wouldn’t finish in less than 5 minutes. Her kink was taking it in the ass. That’s how we finished. And we never spoke about it again.

Not sure if this counts but my GF and I “swapped” with another couple. While I was having a great time plowing the other guy’s girlfriend (she was also super into it) I looked across the room and watched the other guy fucking my girlfriend. They were in the missionary position and my view was watching his cock rapidly going in and out of her pussy.

You missed the point completely. Shit posters DON’T CARE if you find it funny. But they are amazed at those with such empty lives that they would impose their “virtue” on a meaningless shit post. I hope my life never becomes so empty that I am in a constant state of rage as I condemn all that don’t 100% agree with all my view points

Funny. I like it. Good job

His point was that NO One should be imposing their beliefs of what is funny vs what isn’t on others. How about Cleese came out as the final word on funny vs not funny and then spent his time calling out anyone who disagreed

The point was that “some people’s” definition of racism vs just funny is IMPOSED on everyone else. I only wish I had the moral clarity of knowing without a doubt that everything that I believed in was correct and that my mission was to correct any who dissented

It takes a lot longer and you never fully empty your bladder meaning you will need to go again in a matter of minutes

I wasn’t referring to you

The ones who “yelled” are compelled by their rage to virtue signal to the rest of us

it’s the usual no respect for the penis. Women apparently love to laugh at them. But it’s really based on their envy

Based on the description that you gave us - Have you ever fucked or blown a guy while at the office?

have you noticed that the larger ones have more of an upward angle? Or is the angle seem about the same as every what is considered a normal size cock?

Ironic how many came to Lemmy screaming that reddit was an echo chamber. All of reddit did not CONFORM to their viewpoints. “How dare they”. So they came to Lemmy and attempt to turn Lemmy into an echo chamber of ONLY their ideas and view points. Do they not understand the meaning of a shit post? Something meaningless, Hopefully funny. But certainly not something to get upset about because it hurt your poor feelings. If you get upset over a shit post you must lead a really miserable life that you live in constant rage because everyone doesn’t agree with you on everything.

You told a story about it taking forever to get a guy to cum by blowing him. You said that you finally succeeded. Did you let him stream his load into your mouth or did you move to hand job only and let his ropes of cum shoot freely? My GF friend just hates those crusty dried cum stains anywhere in the house and for cleanliness prefers to swallow my load.

That’s way too long. You need to be looking at porno while you are doing it. Should be no more than 5 minutes max

Even if they are picked too late some of them can be revived if you put them in a warm moist place

During that time period they were usually saved for a special meal like Christmas dinner

should someone who gets “emotional” over a shit post on some social media site actually be teaching kids?