They’re excited

I’ve always been on the East Coast and wonder what it’s like to live in middle America and never see an ocean in person

Of course whoever wrote out the sign knew.

Also a good idea. Why pay for electric or battery operated tools when you can just add a simple adapter to regular ones

This has to be the best answer

I lived close enough to see the Manhattan skyline everyday. Never paid attention to it. Then I would have the occasional out of town visitor and they were just in awe at the sight of it.

would you like to lick my shoulder?

Well you are correct

No that’s not it

And it’s good protein

“Genie… I wish I had a big fat cock to suck and eat”

Bold of the brave to look upon an obvious joke as something profoundly meaningful

You should have just done it without asking. And then if they complained go to HR and tell them you identify as a woman

Good point. I recently went to see a stand up comedian. And while the rest of the audience was laughing I remained silent. I was focused on what exactly is the meaning of what the comedian was saying.

Interesting that it’s designed that way. From the front does it also give the wearer a moose knuckle?

People that lead miserable empty lives can never grasp that something is just a joke

Is there anything more beautiful than veins on a erect penis?

Could it be a weird type of training. You eat a tasty candy with the little critters overwhelming your mouth. And suddenly the real thing doesn’t taste so bad.

thank you

you have to probe it with your tongue