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Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Good idea to always compliment the parents
51·5 days agointeresting how no one seems to realize he is talking about a grip not related to her hands
Kidney definitely toward the back. Thus … the term “kidney punch”
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I've been pondering this question for an hour. And still don't have the answer.
2·7 days agoYep. A problem with most social media. Never think for yourself. Accept all the nonsense you are fed. Which results in being miserable and never just enjoying a joke.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I've been pondering this question for an hour. And still don't have the answer.
32·8 days agoToo many out there virtue signaling that just can’t take a joke
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You can put away the box of popcorn. It's Halloween season
13·22 days agoFunny I’ve never seen that before
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I never liked these. Too sticky and high in calories. My GF has always loved them
51·25 days agoI’m always happy to provide one when asked
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I offered to buy the large size, but no....she said she didn't want any
2·27 days agoI must have a filthy mind because how can so many think the picture is really about her eating french fries
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I offered to buy the large size, but no....she said she didn't want any
1·27 days agoYep. A lap salad
I actually miss the fluffy bushes. Yes it made eating out more of a challenge but I don’t find shaved or the small landing strips very attractive.
depending on the patient they are now willing to examine you on your kitchen table
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•She learned her lesson and is now using the correct soap
1·28 days agobest results when you give them a facial. Sperm invigorates skin
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Heard this for decades and nothing changes
1·1 month agoHave you ever introduced a virgin boy to the joys?
Then drive in the UK and you will be properly aligned
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Waiting to go into action and debating where you will wind up
2·1 month agoAnd then your final death in a washing machine
I think it was Socrates that first said, “if you have any interest in a second round be sure to aerate after the first”
To have full control of your car and still bring others to pleasure with your right hand is a god given special skill
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Elevator was taking forever. No problem. Needed to take a quick squirt anyway
8·1 month agoLOL. And I thought I was mentally deranged
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Finally we have the protection we need
8·1 month agoIn Dutch the word for screen is scherm. Bet this is just a poor translation by someone who didn’t speak English. Or it could just be a Dutch guy making a joke
Why do some get upset over seeing a nice set of tits bouncing around. It’s just fun to watch.