I popped in there not too long ago and got stuck in the Drive-Thru with like 20 bazillion trucks. Thought it was odd, and then I saw the beef Tallow sign and put two and two together that Steak and shake had entered the culture wars

Coke-gratulations! Sobriety is a tough one once we’re captured.

Try to limit it as much as possible. But I’ve worked out a situation where I can get them to agree to a timer. So I set a timer for whatever we agree upon on my phone and when the timer goes off TV is all done

Good

I got one from buttigeig the other day. I was like oh f*** he’s running

Start your own cooking show then a******

FUCK yeah

“Uhhh, my stop is right here”

gets off bus

They’re trying to open a car wash by a nature preserve in my town. We already have like 15 f****** car washes

Probably General Public’s first album, “All The Rage”

That sounds amazing

Watch “Swordfish” and have a good laugh

Daisy did nothing wrong

That’s cool as hell. You should get one of those tiny kilns they sell online and you can make your own using century old inspiration. I’d buy one.

Sleeping with your eyes open is S-tier

Deport me to Cuba!

Fucking loser

I got to say, Bill is proof that statistically not all things are going to suck and might take you by surprise.

Yeah I will always remember that photo of the son without a beard, has a buttigieg haircut, and wearing pastels/white on the beach with his family doing a photoshoot like some 90s rich people shit.

Yeah this won’t get sabotaged