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They wouldn’t be called “Monday,” usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).

Put simply, it is always Monday in space.

from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity

Zinkel’s wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)

🎵 Ooh fuucck

I see he’s got a rock

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

🎵 Oh geee

There goes Cestus III

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨

💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

That is CLEARLY a joveseat

I have good news, friend

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2292260/STAR_WARS_Dark_Forces_Remaster/

alights the Thew signal

Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

You know he ain’t gonna fly

Is that the reason behind the “dragon abducts a princess” trope? They’re trying to sabotage the competition?

How much Brien is on this space station?

🎶Data was a man~

I mean, he was an android-man!

Or maybe he was just an android…

But he was still DATAAAAAAAAAA🎵

Logic-gating the database!

Logic-gating the problems!

Logic-gating all the crewmates

And their pond’rous emotions!

Pond’rous emotions!!

And the Spot mews in the NIIYIIIIIGGHHHTTT

everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited

Do they have subtitles in jive?

probably something like this

Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.

https://youtu.be/BomXaB2pXS4?t=2685s

Is that the actual prop from A Life Day Story, or a replica?

The trick is to memorize the Lorem Ipsum text, as nobody is going to read your backstories past the first page (or at least, none of mine).