There’s new games out with the same vibe, try uh, Helldivers 2 or that WH40K: “Darktide”

I go into a meditative, Zen-like Trance playing the Doom titles.

For reference, I’ve been playing Doom since it came out in 1993, arguably, I’ve played it for more hours than possibly anyone alive on the Internet at the present moment. Maybe over a solid 128,000 hours between D1/D2/D3/D2016/D:Eternal.

I still play it, various MegaWADS featured in the CacoAwards, and whatnot, but I digress.

My feeling with this is, as they’d say:

“Your judgement for the sin of wrath is an eternity in Hell”.

“Why are you smiling? It’s supposed to be a punishment.”

“No, adjudicator, I heard you perfectly. An eternity in paradise.”

Haha, nice try, there is no reference material

Sol 3 doesn’t exist c:

This already happened.

There’s a story about a scout ship that landed in the Western Hemisphere of Sol 3, and they decided to talk with the locals.

They offered them anything they wanted from the unitary matter replicator, as a show of good faith.

Unfortunately the counselors had absolutely no idea what a “pothead” or “stoner” was and so the two humans left after each synthesizing a bushel (a long branch around 2 meters tall) of a cannabinoid dense Terran plant.

They lodged their reports that the species on Sol 3 wasn’t intelligent enough to understand technology given they requested herbs/plants from a machine that could produce literally any compound known to nature, including cures for many diseases afflicting their world.

The subchapter text was based on the vocalizations of the pair, who said: “Ayyy” followed by “Lah-Mao”.

:vivid shrug:

You now own two cats.

Heavily approved

Amazing thread

That’s a ratio of 4.2, maybe our brains actually stop functioning at 327.6 years old? Body just blows up first?

raspy voice You underestimate the power to lay over and die

(I’m joking)

Look at the corners

It is

I think you’re right actually

Upon closer inspection, that bedsheet is suspiciously yellow and matted

Anyone know the cost per kilogram?

Edit: Apparently $20,000/kg

I’m a well-sorted Zen Monk in your chart, but you’d really rate autism as more brain-damaged than literal schizophrenia?

The walking, raving, hallucinating, spiders in the skin, swimming walls, schizophrenia?

Many people with autism can lead moderate to fully functioning lives, i.e: A good chunk of YouTube content producers who churn out daily videos about a single, highly constrained topic (e.g: bridge reviews in multiple nations).

I think I’d put autism in Category 2 of your chart, leaving the rest where it is

P.S: I agree with your intergenerational insanity hypothesis; I’d summarize it as intergenerational trauma, actually, like a psychological debt deferred to progeny with interest

Patch 1.2: Added mobile phones to Dreamlands

No it does not

Jesus lol

You can put your mid-game rifles and entire inventory into the safe before the cutscene in Stalker 2 to avoid losing them and starting with a PM Makarov in the first 20 minutes of the game.

Until the car runs out of gasoline…

… right?

Put four pots over the squares over the ground.

Shoot the dragon head statues, the pedestals raise.

The pedestals make stone grinding sounds and…

Only one pedestal has raised, the pots have caused the animation to bug out and the game engine to assume that the pedestal is in the final position on the floor.

The floor position has the lever locked.

The game developer never anticipated what a massive idiot I was

You’re not going to believe this but, I smashed DQD on my keyboard as a child by accident after typing in ID for IDKFA.

I’m not entirely certain how I managed to brute force discover a cheat code, but at least 3 other phrases enabled GODMODE in the original doom.

I’ve always held DooM as some of the original simulation hypothesis proof.

I burst out laughing at this

Thank you