The thing we all knew would happen, did happen. Crypto is only useful to commit financial crimes and even for that it’s bad.

The race to the bottom is on.

Oh no! Will the money be okay?!

He didn’t quite stick the landing on his “destroy the US empire” speedrun last term, but he wasn’t idle over the last 4 years and has come out the gate with a strong strategy this time around!

Hey TV executives! I would subscribe to the reality TV channel that puts 625 rich sociopaths into a bunker and films what happens.

new market?! Let’s go?

Thank you for the information! <3

How do you know?

I ask because you are wrong, by the way.

Hey history buffs: why did Einstein flee to the US when he believed this? Why not flee to the USSR?

I’d support that. Just tell Trump it will help his tan.

Fucking obviously. Nothing at all has changed about the overall situation. The fucking libliviousness on display is staggering.

Why would you take a drug that facilitates hair loss?

Yea, this did a lot last time Trump was in office! All those incriminating documents put him in jail in short order!

Is it time yet?

No, because this test will now be discussed and invalidated for that purpose.

Wow, so unexpected. Lex Luthor is evil you say?! Whaaaaaat?!

That age should be 25.

Dune Spice Wars exists. I guess it’s more a RT4X then RTS but it’s not bad.

Wow, this is unprecedented! Time for bipartisanship to take action!

Empire can’t exist without slave labor.

“Hey! Hey you! Yes you, countries that are taking steps to get out of the dollar economy! Don’t do it, or we will incentivize you to get out of the dollar economy even harder!”