Spongebob and Patrick were right all along

My laziness

Braxton

On a foldable, this is rough to work with lol:

Baise Baul, the greatest of all time.

Lead? You can come over and eat paint chips with me if u want

Yeah well I said lead and im stickin to it, bucko

I said what I said

Wow they really buried the lead on that one

It should be illegal to put photos of him on the internet because I can smell him through my phone

My brain does this neat trick of coming up with ideas when I cant write them down (like driving) and then forgetting them forever.

The military and drinking are like peas and carrots

Ability to give people taste buds wherever I think is funniest at the time

A: Itsa fuggina joke B: Its also true

Fans of Asmongold are NOT people

Cable guys used em too. Can still remember how they smelled from hugging my dad when he’d get home from work as a kid. Leathery and sweaty lmaoo

As someone who went through something similar, Linux Mint is a really great option. Based off Ubuntu so lots of software, cinnamon desktop environment for a windows familiar feel and layout, and stable releases.

Sorry but shes an ultra-conservative. She probably means it.

He’s right there in the damn picture, just take him

You walked right into that one ;)