The tiki bar industry.

Install a mirror in his office. He’ll find the leaker right away.

Sure donny… are the Chinese diplomats in the room with us right now?

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Smelly cat, smelly cat… o/~

Says the guy who helped drive the “Ship of America” into the iceberg.

Any Latino who voted for trump deserves what’s coming to them. We tried to warn you all.

The best part of trump being president twice non-consecutively is that he can be in the “top five worst presidents of all time” twice.

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At guess #3 I had a feeling it was what it turned out to be, but I second guessed myself twice and got it wrong. Shoulda’ gone with my gut.

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Three’s a crowd.

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So the completely unqualified, dog-killing, trump-butt-kissing, hateful, ignorant, worthless, lying, and corrupt piece of filth - who happens to be the secretary of homeland security got her bag stolen?

I think this reaction sums it up best:

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Yeeesh.

I have ants. Teeny tiny little ones. I’ve tried sprays, repellents, traps. The sprays only work if I spray the ants directly. The repellants don’t work at all. They ignore the traps. They just won’t go away.

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I subscribed to a realm! We built in it for a while but then he didn’t like it anymore. Wanted to move on. Now I’m paying for a realm he doesn’t use.

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Ironic is anyone claiming to be a Christian and voting for trump.

Even if they do stick with one game, it’s hard to keep up. My kid has stuck with Minecraft (when he’s not playing his favorite game: NFS Heat) and he always wants to play Minecraft with me, but every time asks me to join, he’s created a new World and started over, and everything I helped him build in the old world is gone.