You have a wonderful mind. Too bad you never use it.

Fuck you Pat Fisher.

I’m not leaving. I’m here til the bitter end.

Let’s see that package

I’d like to reengineer the mosquito to draw blood samples, identify viruses, then create and spread vaccinations.

Could we also do something about the dark triad traits?

I’d like to be able to alter body hair density based on climate.

I would absolutely go for 6 fingers. Preferably an additional thumb. Not to mention an additional joint in each. Let’s go base 12!

These days it ain’t looking like a bunch of us ought to live forever.

You guys think we’re gonna get tax returns this year?

I bet we don’t.

I was young and dumb and she was hot.

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To the pain!

They steal our vocab and twist it.

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Copy that.

Go burn in hell.

Well, it’s AI, therefore I don’t give a shit.

I went to a chiropractor until she told me that the inventor of the practice had once cured someone’s blindness.

“Bullshit,” I immediately thought, and never went to any chiro again.

Took you a while to craft a response that maliciously idiotic. 8 hours huh? What did you do, sleep on it? What a waste of your time. I remain unimpressed. Stop talking to me.

Blow over? Who ever said anything about that?

It takes courage to be a conscientious objector, especially in the face of fascism. Many good men have been murdered for refusing orders to murder civilians. Despite the consequences, it’s the only ethical position possible.

Refusing unlawful orders is drilled into us in boot camp for damn good reasons. You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.