Let’s see this card when they’re in prison together.

Lazy is more like it. Dude hasn’t even spoken to his kids in 2000 years.

Losing to a black guy no less. And he had a smile on his face as he delivered that blow. It was so beautiful.

At this point t, literally everyone is qualified.

The worst is when it’s really vague. “Would you like to round up to help veterans?” How? What charity is it? Are we talking homeless vets or “freedom flights” hauling old war vets to the respective memorials? I need details, and some advertising of said charity so I know that the charity in question expects money, assuming there even is one.

Battleship allowed Japan to exist as well! /s

“what Epstein files?”

Personally I believe we’d all be better off if the Internet never existed.

Archer. Even if you include the 3 “coma seasons” it’s still some of the most consistently funny TV there’s ever been.

Can we start now?

Talked shit about cops to a guy I went to Iraq with who became a cop. I still give him shit for drinking his own piss. I treat him with contempt and he still thinks we’re friends.

I’m as leftist as it gets. I was called baby killer by someone at a mall when I was 19. I get their stance now, though at 19 I hadn’t killed any babys, still haven’t. But I thought I joined for the right purposes. 9/11 just happened and I was impressionable as a kid. It hurt. I thought I was doing the right thing at the time.

Impressionable kids were brought into a system that fucked them over. I thought I was doing the right thing by saving Americans that I thought were vulnerable. I’m not proud of where I’ve been or what I’ve done. I am proud that it helped me understand the world, and my subsequent choices. It disgusts me to know how many people I served with, that came away with a different understanding.

I felt we were there to help. We did some stuff that looked that way. Sometimes it even felt that way.

“Hey go feed the hungry and hand out school supplies”

And then on your way back “btw you’re passing by such and such on your way back, eliminate everyone who offers resistance.”

And you think of the kids “hey thanks for the crayons, but I really wish you didn’t kill my dad and 2 of my uncles in the process”.

My son idolizes me and my time in Iraq. I keep telling him that’s not something to look up to, and the job is full of pain. I honestly don’t know where I’m getting at with this, other than there’s no excuse for wars that didn’t need to happen. The military industrial complex decides we dont have enough information for the next war, so we start a new one with a smaller adversary and make up excuses.

“in America, we fight for freedom and liberty!”

Didn’t realize you were going for that off of only Japan.

24 life sentences for forgetting I had a case of water under the cart? One life sentence per bottle. You got away with the packaging. They didn’t even make it into my car!

Norway. And let them call it their berserker force.

Do do it in person. You’ll be sent to the Vatican catacombs to spend the rest of your days.

Too silly is an opinion, opinions can’t be wrong. Bad writing is trying to establish a fact that isn’t there.

No nobody can say why. They just throw around vagueries like “bad writing” “it’s not like the game” it’s meaningless without explanation, but they never even try. I would even totally accept “too silly” or “meh wasn’t my thing” but no, they bash it in a way that you’re left unsure if they even watched it at all.

So you want it like a pulp movie? Is that what I’m understanding? Like machete?