When the people that actually need and deserve money start getting something, then we can call it news

500,000 is still basically nobody

In the end they are all just parasites

Not sure this creepy little fuck-nugget is one to take life advice from.

Gender is made up bullshit anyway, just be whatever the fuck makes you happy and don’t ever let anyone ever tell you what to do with your own damn body.

Yall can’t just not buy American goods, imagine what will happen to the poor wittle US economy

People are already not surviving, literally and figuratively, the time has long since come and gone to “hope” the problem isn’t real. The problem very much here, and it is absolutely going to kill us unless we do something about it right fucking now.

And I’d gladly call Trump “King” if he did that

Careful, you might choke

. . . oh wait, its too small for that

Free money, eh?

Nothing is ever free. If (massive emphasis on that if) this happens, there will be a terrible price to pay for it

Also my car when I am not in a good financial position

how do you cope?

Panic attacks, mostly

We actually have hundreds of photos of Earth from space and more than a few astronauts that make it a full-time hobby to photograph our little blue marble. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation (two actually) for why those photos look fake, and while far more mundane, it doesn’t require the application of any ridiculous conspiracy theories.

Explanation Uno: There isn’t anything in space like a pesky atmosphere to get the way of the camera lens and create distortions and imperfections. The result is images that look a little too crisp, a little too clean, and a little too colorful. They don’t look like the ‘normal’ images we are used to, so our brains tell us it’s wrong or fake. It’s called the uncanny valley, which is typically applied to images of people but it’s relevant to anything that breaks our normal just a little.

Explanation Zwei: The images are actually fake, or rather they are false color images. Pictures are great, but it’s kinda hard to do a lot of science if all one ever does is look at the visible color spectrum, so we also take pictures in other spectrums like infrared, radio, or ultraviolet. However, since our pathetic human eyes can’t see those wavelengths, we have to recolor them to something we can see in the visible light range (hot things are colored blue, cold things are colored red, etc.). It’s not lying, it’s just better science.

There are plenty of things in this world actually worth being concerned about, especially right now, but if none of this convinced you, let me ask you this; Why? Why would anyone fake every single photo of Earth ever taken from space? Why (or more importantly, how) would literally everyone agree to lie about going to space?

I genuinely can’t tell if this is all a bit or if you’re just legitimately a complete lunatic, OP. Congrats, I guess

Not a five-star hotel

Honestly, been drowning in life so much lately that I forgot the Super Bowl even happened, lol

Oh, my blood pressure is chillin, and yall need to have your views questioned every once in while

What hotels, specifically?

And you dumbfucks that voted for this Cunt probably think its a good thing taking money from education. Yall never got one so why should anyone else, is that your twisted justification?

Did not realize they actually changed the name for realsies yet

Are you absolutely sure you’re not a Cunt supporter, lol

You and OP will both find out that this does not mean what you think it means soon enough