When he wants a handjob but you secretly found out he’s been cheating on you

Oh. Lovely.

Wait, they revived Ryujinx? Wonder if it has all of the patches that didn’t get merged before the shutdown…

Boo! False equivalency.

Nice.

From the very same people!

See, his mistake was not killing him during a Career Day at an elementary school. If he took out kids as well, he wouldn’t get a terrorism charge.

Put it on an album cover!

I want to eat it so badly

And then I’m sad later when it’s broken

They’re just making things at this point

Yeah, Google Drive is huge because it just works and millennials are more comfortable going to a Google owned platform than doing something that seems sketchier.

Hm. I wonder why gamers say that.

I would wear a full face one on my e-bike, but I’m worried about looking like a dork.

I guess an alive dork is better than a dead dork, huh?

Oh, no! People are enjoying their lives!

Furries and their sticker packs.

Those of us who believe in the historical value of accessing media from the past are paying the price.

Who said I paid for anything?

The DELUSiONAL crack in my left pocket:

Boooorrrrriiiiing!