I initially thought this was a parody of guys that have monster girl fetishes, seeing how far they can go with the monster % before it goes too far.

Like, I think I’ve seen some sort of variation of this where the arrow says “literal snake” and it’s just a crappy cropped out photo of a snake.

The most cursed hand job.

IT’S TIME TO STOP

Don’t you, squidward?

(Also, damn Hexbear, no chiseled chad Squidward emoji? smh smh)

The first time I played Disco Elysium the game called me out for how often I apologized to NPCs.

That’s what it took for me to realize I had a problem.

My partner and I have made our own drink stand at home, including different flavors of bulk sugar free syrups, and it’s significantly reduced the amount of teas and coffees we’ve bought while out. Sometimes we’ll even bring our own drinks into a restaurant, unless the owner catches you they typically don’t give a fuck.

I’m even planning on rotating the syrup flavors to more or less match trending seasonal flavors. Next month is V-Day theming so we have strawberry and white chocolate.

Never underestimate caffeine addiction.

I know McDonald’s has coffee too but it’s always been terrible.

They might as well have said “We appreciate the nazi edging”

I thought the same thing, like it was a shitpost or something.

HE DID IT TWICE.

ENABLE COMMENTS ON YOUTUBE, PBS YOU COWARDS!

Not sure if I’ve accidentally stepped into horny posting (uh oh, stinky) or if some guys just really really want everyone to know that they’re not libertarians.

I mean we all knew this was more or less going to happen, right?

Ah, you’re being grifted by a big corp by getting shit wages and no benefits as a contractor too?

Me too, and I’m on 6 years. But I might get approved for full-time WFH soon, so I guess I got that going for me.

I have a love hate relationship with them.

I love that they go zoom, but I hate that my big ol’ burger dumper never fits in the seat.

Wait wait wait, is this the same woman that stood you up on a recent date and left you waiting for an hour at a restaurant by yourself?

Even if you confess to her, and she says yes, I feel like you’re setting yourself up for disappointment.

They found a corpse in the car. I can’t help but wonder if the driver meant to kill himself or was going to detonate the explosion from the driver’s seat and then run away, only to find that the Cybertruck is too shit to let him out.

Cause like… yeah, causing an explosion which in best case scenario will make billionaires flinch for a day is fucking stupid in the first place, much less killing yourself while doing it. Apparently, 7 people got injured during this, and I’m sure some of them were just abused hotel employees.

Wow, you didn’t add long eyelashes to the scrub mommy.

O-Only because the sponge would break if I did!

A fellow indie game fan eh? I’ll try to give you some recommendations that I haven’t seen listed here yet:

• Little Goody Two Shoes & Pocket Mirror. The games will kick your ass, but the aesthetics and story are worth it. One is a prequel to the other.
• Griftlands Lovely aesthetics and addictive bite sized roguelike gameplay with multiple characters and stories to play through.
• The Forgotten City I just think timeloops are neat.
• Potionomics Shop keeping game where technically you aren’t an evil capitalist because you’re avoiding slavery I guess? Also there’s DLC where you can fuck a shark.
• Lobotomy Corporation Only play this if you love pain.

What, it’s still cheaper than a funeral!

Now he’s with those he loved the most: the treats aisle.

I’m also in my 30’s and yeah… even if you’re super mature, have been in the workforce for years, have been financially independent for years and wowie wowzers we just have so much in common… anything below 21 would still make me feel like a creep even if it’s legal.

Age gap relationships are fine, I’m in one right now, but there need to be hard personal limits set. Dating teenagers is an immediate no from me.

Damn we get hospitalized for free over here?

Quick someone call me a liberal!