Yeah, but u know, Biden did what every other sitting president including trump did by supporting Israel, so they’re basically the same

Only if the mcgriddle wasn’t woke

I think I just found my new favorite cooking channel

He had smol ppl energy in 2018 when he should have raised rates and caved to the orange man. Reinflated what was already an asset bubble that was shrinking, then Covid happened and he had to lower already low rates. JPOW caving to Trump is a huge part of the inflation we have now. I’m sure he’ll go out on his sword, but he should have done that in 2018.

New EO just dropped. We’re calling them white boxes and painting them to prevent future tragedy.

Because information literacy is at an all time low, and people are easily swayed by propaganda on their doom rectangles.

I thought this was a meme. TIL

“Experts fear the president will replace the fired inspectors general with loyalists who will turn a blind eye to corruption”

Apparently a training mission. No bigwigs

Meritocracy

“The carnivore diet is a fad diet based on eating large amounts of animal fats and very little of anything else. The patient in this case reported eating nearly 10 pounds of butter, cheese and other fatty foods every day since embarking on the diet—even going so far as to add fat to the hamburgers he consumed daily.”

I had assumed carnivore was exactly what it sounded like, and just a diet where you only ate meat. This is completely stupid.

So all the Cubans who voted for trump about to get their face ate?

Pretty sure the squirrel thing is a Margaritaville South Park episode reference. When Randy is trying to save the town from the economy:

We must all wear sheets instead of buying clothes that need detergent! Instead of cars that take gasoline we can… get around on llamas from Drake’s farm! Instead of video games that take batteries and software, our kids will play with squirrels! We must let the Economy know that we are capable of respecting it! No more needless spending! [everyone begins to cheer] The Economy is our shepherd. We shall not want. [stretches out his arms as the audience cheers him on.]

I mean… There’s a vaccine so…

It’s how my boy Arthur went out. Poor bastard never made it to Tahiti to farm mangoes like he’d always dreamt of.

Hello, gestapo? Yes, I found 1.

Fr, she wasn’t going to no 5k. She had other plans.

Some Trump appointee will get a briefcase delivered and rubber stamp it surely.

Can we get an actual banana to ensure scale of the banana phone?