Al Bundy would have loved one of these

And Arkansas stones, which are good at knife sharpening

I saw it when I was a kid. Wikipedia doesn’t make it clear but that thing is literally in the middle of the road. I found this photo on Google maps

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/gps-cs-s/AB5caB_zlV_25gHhStArYExt5kxEkLUZnPPK8AwcjUwjwUE7a9XyKVcvDyvQa3nY4-AJWBF56-viZ1TVJb3kLgQLhR0N94T0Dk8O_99PNNeEy_2XnMigq6QEYR6PpU2HqR0-WJEPKnp1nA=s1956-w936-h1956

Protecting the womenfolk while the other menfolk are out hunting

I feel seen

Alf’s favorite food was neighborhood cats. And that’s how I remembered it because I was an innocent child who was going to heaven. It never dawned on me until today, the day the internet caught me slipping, that this literally makes him a pussy eater.

Tighten your Jesus nut

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Well, this killed the last bit on childhood innocence I had left. Somehow I have resisted into my 40s making this connection

“Do people just not read? Are people that lazy? What is going on?”

Not much, what is going on with you?

I don’t play video games, are there are lot of 53 year old men seeking the adoration of gamers?

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Look guys, we know y’all eat beans on toast and spotted dick, be a good sport and take some of this chemically tainted chicken off our hands

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“Penn Jillette is one of my favorite people to just listen to talk.”

I’ve listened to his podcast since it started. He’s hilarious and has some of the best stories ever

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