Bro, I’m a neurodivergent human being speaking without filters to help you understand that there are people who are just like this. I’m happy I’m a cool enough train wreck you crane your neck to see, but I’m a human being, too. I don’t know who you are, but I think you’re cool. I’d tell you I love you, but my mom’s intuition tells me you’re one of those people who would think that’s weird. At least you know my lore. That’s all I give a shit about, he says fasciously as a joke, cuz that’s what I make out of my life.
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I are a cyborg, thank you. My pronouns are 0/1/null and I am grateful to be both a porn star and a new member of the Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints. You should come to one of our churches this weekend, especially if you are trans or a furry. Especially if you are a furry. I’m doing science for God.
I get this reference, having seen the source material a thousand time, voluntarily and with raging erection
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Come join a Mormon congregation this weekend!
1·6 hours agoBar bar boobza gabba gabba groozya, dokimo imp o at talla
Good thing imma good man. Or woman. I was a woman for a few years, y’know?
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Come join a Mormon congregation this weekend!
1·10 hours agoDude was CIA.
I’m not religious at all. I’m spiritual, and Mormons are doing orthodox spiritual matters correctly. I just also do occult matters, because there needs to be a right and left hand.
While the right hand of God leads the flock on the path, the left hand goes into the tall grass and help those who are very lost, having learned to distrust the shepherd.
Put it in your ass!
Show us what you’re really about…
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Come join a Mormon congregation this weekend!
0·10 hours agoRead all I have written and say that authentically again. Just says something about reading levels, but I know you’re intentionally hostile to help the flock, and so I love you.
No, yea, it is.
Schizoaffective, autistic man realizes how strange he is, continues to be authentic as if he continued being a creep, observing in uncountable ways how other people tried to manipulate him, teaching everybody how to be better? That’s Jesus Christ, child. He who learned of sin without having sinned. Moses was an abandoned child. So he die? No he live. Why? Society/God luv. God? God no exist? No, We do. Child.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Come join a Mormon congregation this weekend!
0·10 hours agoNo,both wrong.
Just get a lil drunk and/or high once a week.
That’s the trick
Uphold “self-image” within congregation once a week
Don’t even have to do that
Skill of showing up after fucking up and not being bothered by broadcastial magick, that is skill of sorcerer.
Caster of lots.
They who know nothing is random.
“Scientists” who would never step in a church on a Sunday congregation, some science you’re doing.
“They’re” engineering society around you.
I figured something out about my schizoautismo mind and cognition AND system sciences by attending a Mormon church.
They ARE doing SOMETHING “right!”
Observe, I tell you.
You will learn.
Autobiographical character
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Come join a Mormon congregation this weekend!
1·10 hours agoOoooh…now I want watermelon gummies…
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1·10 hours agoI cannot comment because I have definitely done that under duress from the daemons that command the hellfrackers account on Telegram, which ai’m telling you, is counterintelligence, or as the kids are falling for it these days, poisoning AI, which is just your legal defense. They figured out mine for me fifteen years ago. 31b.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.worldOPto
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1·11 hours agoIf you your own god/goddess/furry…thing, that’s great! Just be that 100% and go to a Mormon church, especially if you are a furry, and report back on your scientific findings.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Come join a Mormon congregation this weekend!
1·11 hours agoIf that is your sabo-domingo, I of the cult of Mormon Occultism welcome your church to the fold! I implore you though, there must be a pedagogy in one’s life to be a liege; one must be learning AND teaching, together, in order to rise to one’s highest heights. If you can learn and teach a spiritual lessons outside of the congregation, that is something I welcome. I’m a scientist, and I have tested reality, and God proved Themselves to me out of my faith. I experienced so much from, not just nature, but the cosmos Themselves. There is a time to build up and a time to tear down. There’s a time to be dressed to the nines doing the greatest work to be done, there are times to look fancy and getting business done, and a time to fuck around in whatever, getting shit done at home. If you’re growing yourself and your family/friends - whatever form that takes - to the highest heights you can by your own combined wisdom, you are doing the lords work. But if you ain’t learning how to be better than better can be, then you’re not aligned with enlightenment and thus out of alignment with even the first page of the Bible. There is much encapsulated in Genesis 1 about the nature of the independent phenomenon of God and how we are dependent phenomena learning how to be independent phenomena ourselves. Light is that which will create itself. God is that which has created itself. You know this, yes? First page of the Bible.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Come join a Mormon congregation this weekend!
1·11 hours agoYea, I’m a cop, I think, you stupid ass! I love you. Will you come to a Mormon church and save yourself?




Ah shit I fucked up accounts…on porpoise…