That’s a lot of ∆v, can we fire him out of the solar system instead?

Of course. It can’t travel faster

Eh…maybe our 4th territory instead. If we ever have a stable enough government, we can reopen the constitution and consider province status for individual states on a case-by-case basis

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Some of them do care about Israel; its existence is a prerequisite for the apocalypse that they’re praying for

In America? Almost certainly

The purpose of government is to funnel taxpayer money into the hands of the rich, and to enforce laws against the poor, duh.

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Are you gonna stop them?

It’ll be an important topic for history class in the New California Republic

I’ve just found it’s more polished right out of the box. Definitely more new-user-friendly, like Ubuntu, but with Snap gutted out.

I have been using the regular Mint (based on Ubuntu), but I’m probably going to use the Debian edition next time I install a new system

I suggest Mint or straight Debian. I prefer Mint for anything graphical, Debian for headless

I’m already not watching it, you don’t have to keep trying to convince me not to

Naw, they’ll complain that Republicans aren’t hurting the right people

Correct

Bigger trucks are allowed to be less fuel-efficient

I think you missed which constitutional amendment they were referring to

Cows are not a natural species

Pretty sure their size-constraint isn’t gravity anyways, it’s oxygen. Assuming arachnids ‘breathe’ like insects, anyways

It’s called a lateral flow assay