About 25 years so far. Recently went to one of my oldest friends’ funerals.

I’m only 45.

Definitely don’t do that. Rapidly letting all of the air out is VERY VERY LOUD. Instead, “do not” have a valve stem tool in your pocket and DEFINITELY do not barely loosen the stem core so that it leaks out slower but much more quietly, allowing you to be long gone when they “go flat”.

I hope that normal people will now realize how full of sh*t he is. They won’t, but DON’T TAKE THIS FROM ME

Good. Let’s keep this ball rolling.

Thanks for the comments to read through. I can now confidently say that America is a failed experiment based on these conversations alone.

The China kind.

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OK then, foreign communist megacorporation & government

“NOOOO the foreign man who’s been fucking me is gone, I MUST find a new foreign man to fuck me or I will die!” -Idiot humans

Just for the record, the HDMI consortium can place their mouths on my genitals and consume my waste

It’s all trash. Everything normal people use on a daily basis is pure dumpster fire level garbage with massive, HEINOUS, unforgivable amounts of tracking built in.

They know all of this. They just don’t care.

Avatar is just recycled CGI Fern Gully anyway

Good

“We’re not gonna make it, are we? Humans I mean” -John Connor- Terminator 2

Hey now, yer fancy pants logic ain’t wahlcome round these parts. - Muricuh

*8 foot beds

"Sir, without a TPM module, we can’t bitlocker their storage without their consent or knowledge and then store the Bitlocker key to our cloud, (again with no warning or consent gained) "for their convenience which lets us directly link their identity and sell every last bit of data about them.
“Well FUCK THAT.” -MS Management

I know I sound insane. ^That is precisely what 11 does by default. Not a joke.

I think that’s more of a blep than a derp

I read this in Megadeth, which is where I first heard it

Buckle up, friend. Next month we go straight to ludicrous speed.

Oh we’re only beginning to see the “find out” stage of “Fuck around and find out”.