Ricky Rigatoni

Why is only the truck in euros

Foul wizard traps prominant black women of history inside spellbook.

Since when are they purple?

Yes, if they’re gentle. Next question.

That’s just the intro cutscene of a metal gear or splinter cell game.

Rowling had no problem writing about harry entering a woman’s bathroom 🤔

No it will LOSE ITS JUICES.

Why squished?

Same. Got excited a bit.

They hated him because he told them the truth.

I didn’t even read the article 😎

People like the venom films because they want to perform sexual acts with him. That was a false comparison.

Is anything even actually still made of tin? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it in my life.

You guys are making me feel left out :(

They eat it raw.

Don’t worry, my fellow americans, we’ll still manage to fuck it up.

Carrot. Because he is a ginger. Like carrot top.

Being born br*tish is one thing, but CHOOSING it? Inexcusable.

Do gamestops not know what tape is?

Skawerrel.