Hey look, the cancer is dying of itself…

Consume the well-to-do

I will never forget my fil happily telling the family he saw some great tits in the garden that morning.

A good laugh was had

What’s not covered is the 25 years of R&D in advance of waterfall project starting, or that it’s delivered 200% over time and cost due to those requirements being insufficient and based on assumptions that were never or are no longer true.

you’re stinky

~ a turd

That little thing looks like they had a good fuckin’ sleep. I think it’s official. 24,000 years is the correct amount of sleep to be getting.

As a Brit, for whom the colloquial for pennies is “pence” like “ten pence” is 10p, I feel he’s missing a trick not putting his fat leather apron of a face on the nickel or dime. Because then you could have “Trump pence”. You could call it a Trumpence

I’d also like him to drop dead. It seems our goals are singularly aligned.

Only because he’s too short to reach Trump’s arsehole

Hmm… is anyone else with me?

Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude

Haha I remember watching that as a kid thinking it was regular anime and being like “uh… Wat the fluff is this? Why is that gentleman in the nude? Why is that lady showing her boobies?”

Only thing I can think of when someone references Dominion Tank Police is the anti-vehicle dildo mines they deployed…

What’s with the pipe, pie, and duck?

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It’s an alright egret…

Coming soon: the new planetary redundancy offering from Microsoft Azure. Ensure the resiliency of you application and data in the event that one or more heavenly bodies is wiped from the solar system.

Always happy to introduce a new person to Kurzgesagt

https://youtu.be/3mnSDifDSxQ

Prepare that mind for further blowage

Could have been “garbage truck” but that made it sound too useful.