Is your porch under water ?

They told me when I was a kid: If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

“Don’t ask, don’t tell.”

Were they not down to be mothers?

Hops and Cannabis are closely related genetically

This is severely moronic.

At this point Watergate seems like a disagreement about cookies.

Why did I read this and my inner voice had a whistling tooth on the S’s?

No really! Just yesterday I heard my 75yo relative say her whole Facebook feed is “just all AI.” We didn’t really explore the topic, though.

God willing

For when you need to convey grain from this part of the field to that part of the field.

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“Thank you for your attention to this matter” is how they sign all of their fascistic orders. They think it’s all funny. I promise you they’re laughing at all this shit.

Russians whisper this shit into their pea brains and they believe it. They think these ideas are their own. It works on normies and it works on high-status people as well.

Viewers…like ME?!?!

In the year 1927. Oh sorry. Nevermind

Then use your fucking power

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John Oliver’s episode in undersea mining is highly informative. I recommend it.

Bernie is touring with AOC for a reason. He’s demonstrating the next leader now. She’s already here.