Fuckin’ way she goes

No, but you did discover a classic that always makes me giggle: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta

He walked away mumbling something about fools and flies

I saw Sir Ian McKellen at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

It’s not amazing on iOS either, but the server load is probably the biggest part of the issue. It did make me feel like old internet used to though, so that’s nice.

IRL Palico???

Is this the place with the melted clocks and the long elephants?

This post is so confusing… There are two circled comments but I don’t know which one I should laugh at.

It obviously is more nuanced than that, but the nuances don’t make it any better.

Same as iron but costs 30% more

Congrats on your fiber diet

Lmao my brain interpreted that as 31.0 I just noticed

When it hibernates it saves RAM contents to disk, I assume they have 12 GB RAM.

Bro…

Screaming into the void (non derogatory)

Guys Ubisoft’s mom came to school and asked us to stop picking on them.

I didn’t send you an email at all. I expect you to read it.

Wait till you hear about the sickos using arabic numbers

I love that they keep coming up with dumb slang cause there’s only so much mileage you can get out of the dumb slang you had growing up.

There’s stardust all over my basement walls 😌