I’m lucky to have 2 cats who both like to get belly pets.

In Belgium, when you go to a ‘frituur’ and you order 2 small fries you get this amount of fries:

Shrimps don’t wear pants, they only wear shirts.

Does ‘pushes’ mean you get pushed into the pit or does it mean you get to push someone else in the pit?

I hope we get some donuts when this is over.

Really disappointing that http://www.muahahahahahahahahaha.com/ does not exist. It’s 5:22 am and my day is already ruined.

I like pizza and I like donuts, but the thought of eating a pizza-flavored donut disgusts me.

No, but I have a USB stick with over 100 albums on it, so I can listen to the same 5 albums all the time.

Capibara.

Is mayonnaise an animal?

It’s currently 8:36 am here and I’m having second breakfast.

I will sleep on the couch and tell myself I’ll put on new bedsheets the next day. Usually this results in sleeping on the couch for the next couple of days.

Amazon.

The artist is Stormy Gail Art (Facebook link).

If you choose 6, your life will be like that of Sam the Slug.

I had to check it.

Quilava is the evolution of Cyndaquil (2nd gen fire starter) iirc

Why would a town with less than 15000 inhabitants need 3 laundromats, 3 hand carwashes and 2 mattress stores? The 4 nightshops are also shady.

When my cats purr.