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Phone the Guinness Book of Records and ask if anyone has recently shown interest in making the world’s biggest omelette
Phone the Guinness Book of Records and ask if anyone has recently shown interest in making the world’s biggest omelette
I get the impression that if you chopped off his head, he would just grow 2 back. Then we would have twice as much bullshit excreting from his blowhole
1, maybe 2 bananas
They sort of do, just under a different name: Government Bonds
How would you disable NAT and still use ipv4 unless you are able to assign a public IPv4 to your PC (and have nothing else in the network)?
I just see ******* for the password
Send in the Blade Runners!
I’m fairly confident that developers already do this. When the “ban hammer” comes down it is probably after analysing data trends for players.
Sheesh, well why don’t they just say that in the first paragraph of the article /s
I find if you use a pair of scissors to remove the nutsack first, then stepping in it becomes a lot easier.
I hope this ends up being a Four Seasons Landscaping saga, and Donnie just goes and stands in someone named Madison’s garden in New York State
They could drop down some fliers that said “thoughts and prayers”
I guess nuking Florida before the hurricane gets there would reduce the damage inflicted by the hurricane.
If you skip the air holes, you can claim Trump is both dead and alive, as long as no one opens the box. It is a win for both sides!
What kind of handicap do you need to be considered a good golfer?
I like to use asterisk spacing.
void main() {
/****/for (int i=0; i <10; ++I) {
/********/printf("hello world\n");
/********/printf("%d\n", i);
/****/}
}
Eating a dog or cat you have bred yourself would make PETA angry. Eating a beloved family pet of a true blooded hard working American would make a lot more people angry.
Yeah, but I don’t want to miss out on this human centipede forming
If I was a drug addicted Nazi worth half a trillion dollars, I wouldn’t bother with having someone try to source drugs for me. I would just hire a chemist to make them for me tailor made to my liking.