“noisy and without artistry”

So, a perfect song for America

Not to belittle this accomplishment, but how is this a “World’s First” success?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_heart

I don’t know - I’ve never used this feature on Sync. Not familiar with it

I hate to say it, but I’ve been using a replacement for the last month now and it’s the only app that has truly been as good as Sync - Summit

It’s almost a 1:1 copy. It will seem very very familiar to you right out of the box.

And yes - frequent updates and it’s free

Because trump is a fucking brain-dead narcissistic man-child moron? What more explanation are you expecting?

Not to mention that most induction tops are made from glass which can shatter if you’re too rough with it. And I am a violent chef when it comes to stovetop mixing/tossing

“Do as I say, not as I do”

That pretty much sums it up

Astroglide

It seems that you need to go watch Tommy: A Rock Opera immediately

Nope. I try to avoid cheap chocolate though. Life is too short for that. Lol

It’s hard to describe what cheap chocolate tastes like, but it’s day the best description is “waxy”

Huh. I have no problem with candied ginger (or fresh) at all. I’m not crazy about it, but it certainly doesn’t taste like soap.

Yeah, I’m one of those people. AMA?

It’s weird - sometimes I can kinda understand why people love cilantro so much… It’s like, I can kinda pick out the “good” flavors in it even though the overwhelming flavor that registers with me is soap. It’s a real bummer, because I love food and feel like I’m missing it on some really unique flavor profiles.

It’s always awkward having to ask for “no cilantro” in restaurants, and then explaining that it’s not an allergy. It just doesn’t taste good to me.

You know you’re supposed to use the bidet after you’re done pooping, right?

You could try the Dvorak layout? It’s optimized for fast typing. The most commonly used letters are on the home row. I’ve always wanted to try it

That’s why you should just drink it straight from the bottle.

I am in middle school again

Oh no you didn’t

I actually prefer Tchaikussy

Someone at The Onion didn’t get the memo