Either play the piano covers and pretend it’s classical music :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6l60OwZSN8

Or put on normie songs with screaming

https://youtu.be/85NAJFhI32k

sure. I’m in a similar but not identical type of sexuality, I prefer the idea “non zero” and call it a day. IDK, like “pansexual-lite” or something.

I’m not bi, but I’m not completely straight and that’s ok.

Labels are so limiting.

right. so you would fit into a group that’s less chokehold strict than straight.

can’t remove a noose around your own neck when you pass out, which leads to you having the best last orgasm you will ever have.

Is it straight to be attracted to people who aren’t cisgender? No.

Is it qualitively a bad thing to be attracted to people who aren’t cisgender? No.

My POV is simple, straight is a very specific thing, because the things outside of it fit into LGBT+ things.

Despite centuries of propaganda, it’s not “Oh no, a terrible thing”, it’s “the box you fit in isn’t the box you think it is.”

Is it really all that gay to be attracted to (as a man) someone that is presenting in a feminine way regardless of genitalia?

Come on now buddy. “I’m straight, he looked like a bitch” and other prison cope logic doesn’t add up.

They had to come up with a “gay lite” term to get proper results from people during the AIDs outbreaks because people would claim to be straight while having sex with other men.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men

Fuck halifax is too goddamn funny.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale

you might be gayer than you think

Elton John still looks quite gay, but this time, it’s cowboy smithers in the “whip it” video

coq au vin.

croque madame.

pain aux chocolat.

you even picked a curry that isn’t even the best on the menu at INDIAN restaurants anyway. Lamb Rogan Josh, now that’s a heavy hitter.

I can’t think of a single item of French cuisine I would choose over Chicken Tikka Masala.

you’re insulting yourself and CTM more than french cuisine there mate.

Congrats! You’re running the casino!

https://lemmy.world/post/24264324?scrollToComments=true

before the British Nationality Act 1981 abolished automatic birthright citizenship

She was born in 1980. One year later and she wouldn’t even be a fucking citizen herself.

Fucking hypocrite uncle tom

pretty balanced take

anyone got the footage? the cc link doesn’t work for me.

can you fucking yanks just keep your culture to yourself for like five seconds? I didn’t need to know the name of the villain from a cereal that I would never eat.

MF at least put it as a strikethrough or EDIT or something so my comment still makes sense.

there’s plenty of masochism in Dark Souls

Bend the knee

are you sure?

George W Bush, Chaney/Haliburton flashbacks.

They literally can’t help themselves.

This definitely does not mean that your computer is running what you intend at all.

This is true of all programming