I made pizza today because of this post. I do have my pizza game dialed in, I’m just too lazy to do it most days.

Taking turns getting pineapple suppositories with Ronald Reagan, I hope. Fuck the Gipper too!

• Omar El Akkad

It’s like finding out that the captain of the airplane you’re on just let a retarded 5-year old steer the plane and the psychotic, suicidal co-pilot just murdered the captain and has now locked the cockpit. Now we’re in a race to try and break into the cockpit before the psycho and the retard crash the plane.

Unless pedophilia becomes it’s own ethnicity, him calling anyone else a bigot is fucking rich.

If your boyfriend is a billionaire, he’s an asshat.

That’s what happens when you cheap out on the wet food, Debbie.

So far, Red is my favorite song by Jesse. Edit: Fear is the Mind Killer is my new fav.

As i listen to Blow Up The Outside by Soundgarten.

Preach brother. I hear no lies in what you say.

Since Covid we’re all getting dumber. I mean it: I feel like I’ve lost about 10 IQ points. Unfortunately, a lot of these dumb fuckers can’t afford that many points, like all MAGA morons.

I guess not. Maybe they’re trying to be more woke to attract members. I guess you can’t be too picky when you’re hemorrhaging members.

I’m guessing they must have been threatened with the taking away of their tax-exempt status like Jimmy Carter did in the 70s to make them rescind their “no blacks” rule.

Exactly! Hopefully we’ll get a new movie out of this!

Have you ever read the Dragonlance series? One recurring character, in the books and DnD modules was Fizban the Fabulous who happens to be Bahamut, the god-king of all goodly dragons. He was basically the epitomy of what you’re talking about.

Mamdani is the next Obama. He’s savvy, smart and says all the right things. If he hasn’t yet been coopted by the corporatists, he soon will be. I’m just saying manage your expectations.

Would fucking over Mamdani make Jon Stewart feel more filthy than pinning a medal on a Nazi? Or how about giving a tongue bath to two war criminals (Hillary and Condoleezza)? Jon Stewart isn’t the hero we thought he was.

He was charged with assault with a deli weapon. - credit: Jimmy Dore

I have always said that the horizontal cuts were useless, I’m glad the math backs me up.

Check your car between the seat and the door, or the seat and center console. This happened to me once, then a couple years later to a neighbor, so I was able to help him find his.