I’ve had some pretty interesting weird dreams, and have captivated audiences with my retellings.

But yeah, talking about bullshit excreted by a bullshit generator isn’t interesting.

Terry Farrell

Time for the knife emojus, I suppose.

I’m going to retreat to my safe space and write some shim code in C now, thx

I take it back

I’m sorry

I’m so, so sorry

I think it’s important to be able to laugh at the enemy.

I only code in emoji

If anything, that only proves the point even harder.

Somebody never played Nintendo back in the day

Humor is the best medicine.

Assholes abound

I don’t understand why more people don’t find this hilarious.

My home server is literally made from garbage left over from other PCs. The motherboard is currently some piece of junk from a prefab PC with a custom power socket, so I got to make my own adapter from scratch.

Right? I just spin up another process on my home server. No need to get more hardware involved for something that’s inherently a software problem.

I really shat the yam on that one.

Force divided by acceleration

Oh, for fuck’s sake. I started reading this thinking it was satire, and after it just kept going did I realize that this was serious, and not just some long-form ribbing.

Why would I turn down such an opportunity? I’m great at naming things.

Systematic barriers within animation, including diversity in hiring, often means improvements on how to better illustrate Black characters can fall to the wayside.

(Emphasis mine)

Nice subtle dig

You gonna share?