Yeah, the Muslims were about to do a fast but when I heard they were wimping out of it after sundown, I knew right then and there I had to beat them at their own game. I’ve also Lented harder than Christ, so don’t think I’m picking on just one religion.
Ah ah ah!
More restrictive than the feeling I get by wearing briefs
I use a kettle, but I’m thinking about installing a tap going straight to a boiler tank
It should also be remembered that Winnie the Pooh is named after Winnipeg. Take that, Teddy Ruxpin!
It is said that history repeats itself; I submit to you that sometimes, perhaps, history should repeat itself
You both have done me proud
I’d let her boil my water if you know what I mean
Is the computer a Christian?
“Founder”, “Brand-builder”
what a tool
40 days
Take potassium and calcium supplements or your bones are gonna hurt
Great song
I’m not sure I really want this elaborated upon
You had me at “Canada judge slams youth”
Lol when you can’t beat 'em, sabotage 'em
He’s not as fast as cousin Sonic
Shit, did he shoot a CEO or something?
Because something leaked onto him; and down his chin