Unsolicited advice alert (I’m sorry; I can’t contain myself)
Personally, I knew it was satire, but it kind of swerved towards me thinking “is this for real?” a little bit since it didn’t go super over the top. I think it’d be really fun to go ham and just start rambling about some irrelevant shit (and use tons of exclamation marks!!!)
For anyone wondering “where do they get their money?”
It’s from businesses who buy their SDK. They (allegedly) don’t sell any of your data
Bottom of their faq
I haven’t been able to test it out yet, but it seems pretty decent