Pedant alert! Pedant alert!

You should post a not pushed together photo for scientific research. They’re lovely.

I got banned from one because literally my second comment pissed off the mod!

Gooble gobble one of us! One of us!

Piktur must be funnie else not meem.

-Room Temperature IQ Squad

Seeing how few daily posts you lot get now, I think you don’t need anyone else to do the owning for you.

Trolling or stupid? Trolling…or stupid? I just can’t tell anymore.

Killed your own community rule

I think reading this comment just made me even stupider.

If you’re going to “well, ACKchyuallllly” someone, it helps to have any idea what you’re talking about.

The DOW “plummeted” 337,47 points from 44.882,13 to 44.544,66, a reduction of ~0,75%. Given the drop wasn’t percentage based but was additionally expressed as a percentage of the previous closing price for context, it would require an additional ~132 similar drops to reach zero.

Now, you’re probably noticing I listed the DOW and ~132 drops here versus NASDAQ and 134 drops prior. That’s because I was making a joke and was not much concerned about details. This is because, unlike certain individuals, I am not one of the most insufferable types of people: the pedant.

Hold on now, that was a NASDAQ loss of nearly 0.75%. If the Americans do that 134 times in a row, all their money will be gone! How would they buy their eggs? /s

This, friends, is the result of decades of sniffing glue.

Everyone trusts their mum.

Healthcare workers wanting system reform?

They certainly want whatever their donors want.

59 items down Trump’s list: reinstate Holocaust Day as a celebration of Hitler’s intelligent leadership^*.

^{*sponsored by the Tennessee Federation of Republican Women}

There’s no such thing as a biological gender, much like humans don’t have biological professions. No one is born a plumber, not even the Mario Brothers.

Here’s a decent primer if you’re interested.

https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/biological-sex-and-gender-united-states

You, two months ago:

Definitely losing interest fast in this “reddit alternative”. The politics subs are just as bad, if not worse, than Facebook and Twitter. The communities are just clones of subreddits, after the 3rd party / mod purge. The dumbass comment chains that stopped being funny 5 years ago. Clearly bots being used to influence social issues… Could go on but it’s just more wasted bandwidth.

Are you aware you’re not required to be here or is whining just your hobby?

I stopped watching dragon ball after watching it whilst high and realizing how bmany scenes were a slow zoom on a few repeated frames accompanied by the voice actor sounding like they’re aggressively dealing with a stopped bowel.

Check out this numpty’s past comments for a good laugh.

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