Nate Asbestos

Ohio

Holy shit. it’s been a while and I guess I clicked the link or whatever – I thought it was on the hexbear front page and was like what… the fuck happened to this place?!?

Supposedly the captain called the harbor master (or whatever) like instantly when the ship lost power, and you can see the traffic stopped literally just in time, like it collapsed maybe 10 seconds after the last civilian vehicle cleared. In the clearest video on twitter, there appeared to be at least 4 vehicles from bridge/service workers up there when it collapsed. People on twitter were saying on of the people escaped unharmed, but Idk if that is true

There was a HB server for that war game where you could just make stuff for the supply lines the whole time (or something to that effect), maybe folks in there would play, will try to remember to edit if I can figure out the name

you guys should hit him with hammers

I guess the silver lining is that more people seem to be starting to realize those guys are evil insufferable pricks. Basically all my life before now, the narrative would have been twisted with “no, see, he’s *frugal and those behaviors are why he’s rich and everyone else should emulate this”

disclaimer: I do not know anything about vicky 3

Finally, a good night’s sleep

-posted at 3:52 am on a work day

Girl on twitter said it looks like he’s getting Ghost Busted

Somehow entire weeks have melted away and yet it feels like the longest three years of all time. Still can’t believe his first term isn’t far in the rear view

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I always confuse this guy with aardvark, but yeah that’s pretty damn good, thank you.

Also just had this thought- the tongue will make for some absolutely insane lewd commish’s

ohio skibidi

Certified movie theatre snacking moment

My boss is making me play with it at work (not joking) and I am still struggling to get it to draw 46th Gungan president Joe Joe Bidenks (It refuses to draw joe biden OR literally any star wars ip)

Any Hoomers up 🔻 they 💨 👀

“code is law. Just use a cold wallet bro”

1 hour later:

“help mods i spill my juice! police!!”

I had to triple check after reading the phrase “See below from Dingaling”