Per the sidebar for this community, “leopards ate my face” is a metaphor specifically for the 2-part case of:

1. someone supporting an oppressive person or policy (“I support the Leopards Eating Faces Party”)
2. only to get oppressed by the very person or policy they supported (“I didn’t expect them to eat my face”)

So, once again, what specifically is this article saying that Schumer supported, and how is he now being oppressed by it? Because younger Democrats giving him shit for enabling fascism isn’t actually oppression.

That… has nothing to do with the linked article. What specific policy is being talked about in the article, and who is supporting that policy only to get hurt by the policy itself applying to them?

Hang on. Schumer is a fucking coward, no argument from me there. But who’s the leopard here, whose face is getting eaten, and what is the actual face being eaten?

“Senator Elon Musk” is ambiguous phrasing. Obviously, what is meant is “Senator [that] Elon Musk”, but it could also have been calling Aparthiedman himself a senator.

Man, I was just thinking last night that at least Pelosi never publicly capitulated like this, and then realized how absurd it was that I was yearning for the good old days of fucking Pelosi.

Well, yeah. If they’re all dead, there’ll be no one to expel! /s

If you don’t have at least a million dollars, can you even be considered human? /s

At least they owned the libs!

Nobody follows the actual web standards anyway. Everybody just follows Google because all the web devs can’t be bothered to do anything but Chrome compatibility, and Google can’t be bothered with updating the actual codified standards before pushing out new shit.

Steward, who voted for Trump for president in three straight elections, said she believed job cuts would focus on early retirements and workers who underperformed.

So basically, “hE’s NoT hUrTiNg ThE rIgHt PeOpLe!!!111” Cry me a fucking river, lady.

Corporate media doesn’t give a shit, this is easy soundbites for them.

But he was gonna lower egg prices! 🙄

As a Cali expat in Washington I approve of this.

Might have misattributed the quote, but this was definitely something that the Cult of Skaro said to Cybermen during either the 9th or 10th Doctor runs.

“THIS IS NOT WAR. THIS IS PEST CONTROL!” – Dalek Supreme Donald J. Trump

Every package I’ve gotten via DHL was fulfilled by USPS, though. Do they even have the infrastructure to handle their own deliveries?

The fact that Biden didn’t immediately take advantage of that to purge the court for being blatant enemies of the republic was appalling.

That should have been obvious when they declared the president king.

True, although personally I think “America didn’t give enough of a shit to do even the bare minimum of voting” is no less damning.

Gotta admit, I wasn’t expecting him to actually follow through with that.