The dad was beatmaxxing

The worst kind of prisoners

Peak writing

Plot twist: the ultimatum was about kicking their son out

Pointing out someone else’s retarded policy doesn’t mean yours are any better

I sure feel bad about sacrificing everyone in this planet, but I really want that admiral promotion

I always thought it simply meant ‘new’, but purposefully misspelled. TIL.

Janeway was right

Rules for when a fly enters the room

A Trill only sex club

The communal sponge is peak hygiene, stop dissing it

The new RAM shortages confirms the simulation theory though. Think about it, we start building more and more datacenters => the real servers running the simulation saturate their memory and whoever’s running the simulation needs to upgrade their memory => simulation computing power is artificially capped for a few “years” (a few weeks in reality for the memory upgrade to be delivered and installed)

That’s it, your character is now wearing the magical plug of deflated bloating. It gives the wearer permanent relief from meteorism at the cost of -15 agility

Isn’t fission just atom fracking?

Fake: anon went outside Gay: didn’t say no homo afterwards

FAKE: anon thinks girls are real GAY: anon wants to fuck a twink

Ew. Plain RPM only

The Pah Wraith are clearly baseball fans who hope for extra innings

Yes but imagine magic infused guns

It’s over Miss Granger. What do you say?

I cast ICBM