Considering they were betrayed by their country after years of patriotic service, you can probably find some of them in Beijing, and I don’t blame them.

All of my personal machines are Linux. I’m forced to use Windows for work, like nearly all knowledge workers. You’ll find out about it when you grow up.

Some people have jobs.

Oh honey, you won’t have to worry about that since I’ll be lying about my current salary because it’s none of your fucking business.

Who?

That’s the “etc.” part.

All Republican representatives, judges, etc. are for sale. This guy literally has more money than anyone. He’s unfortunately going nowhere.

Zoom out.

Nah. Donald Trump is a rapist who raped E. Jean Carroll, among others.

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Two husks walk into a podcast studio…

We need to teach him to be scared of us.

Bring it full circle. Max points for gun manufacturer CEOs.

How do they know what aliens are like?

Pretty sure they did this as nuclear sabre rattling in response to the ATACMS and Storm Shadow attacks, not because of resource constraints.

Well that’s just adorable.

And a self-esteem problem.

Why do you think not having a solution precludes discussing a problem?