LMAO said the bowl

Actually the ocean contains billions of tons of uranium

Manboobs also represented, you’re an ally

I like #8’s vibe

Nobody can afford guns anymore

This is unforgivable, we should invade

The devil loads the weapon while you’re not looking

So the bee is doing squats?

Fun fact: Nail guns were first used in combat during the alien invasion depicted in the 1996 video game Quake

They think everyone else is like them and has to be shamed or coerced into having babies

People might get mad at me for saying this but I think we should upgrade it from a recommendation to a strictly enforced obligation

Where’s that? Do they have oil?

Mummy thick

How far is it from the dadzone to the daddyzone?

step 3: the cat has altered the deal. pray the cat doesn’t alert it any further

Sorry, best I can do is pictures of the decor and attractive people with drinks smiling and laughing, take it or leave it

It literally tastes like ass

Hello, human resources?

Women, by contrast, are polite enough to only get piss all over the toilet seat

Zero fatalities is a pretty decent silver lining. I hope this guy is a laughingstock and none of the other terrorists in hell will let him sit at their table.