I actually love apartments, but nice big ones. I love having a gym and pool that I don’t have to personally maintain, I love being up high and having a good view and a nice breeze on the balcony, and being walking distance to the metro. A detached house obviously beats the pants off a small, dark, poorly ventilated apartment with no amenities, which is probably why they cost 10X as much.

My distinctions are real, yours are just lines on a map

It looks imbalanced until you understand that you guys are the only ones manufacturing dollars

Kids are that stupid, which is why smart adults get to make all the decisions.

What if being too stupid to vote but then doing it anyway was a kind of fraud? Yes, I’m a centrist who just wants us to all be friends, how did you guess?

Ok but you do agree that America Bad, right?

The first one to make a solid gun like this but the size of a P365 is going to make an absolute pile of money

I think most places have a longer hunting season for bows

And they’re right, it’s not Trump’s fault that the NSA is as powerful and secretive as they are today, this is a problem decades in the making.

The blog post where they talk about privacy being a non-partisan issue that effects people everywhere on the political spectrum, and warn the reader that Donald Trump is going to have effectively no checks on his power?

I thought this was a joke, but no, the euphemism treadmill never stops turning

Why do you refuse to call it an imperial test? What are you hiding?

I popped a zit on the inside of my eyelid, for the glory of the empire!

Take that, pussy

Shameful behavior by the United States

Well shit

I am a grown-ass man

Suggesting that the law might apply to party members is against the law, smarty pants

Bro what

All part of our master plan to make the diseases complacent and over-confident